Monday, December 28, 2015

What I Got For Christmas!!!

Hi! I haven't posted for a while. But who cares! Lets talk about my stuff. Or better said, what I got for Christmas! YAY!


1.

Item: Push 2

What It Does: This is a MIDI controller that you plug into your laptop if you have Ableton Live 9.5. It makes music.

Video:


2 & 3.

Items: Bluetooth Wireless LED Speakers

What They Do: Play music with awesome lights.


4.

Item: Kinect Sensor

What It Does: A controller for the Xbox.

I don't need a picture, you know what it does.


5.

Item: Manga Kit

What It Does: Teaches you how to draw manga.


6.

Item: Chubby Puppies

What It Does: It's a Shiba Inu that jumps around.



And that's what I got for Christmas! THE END!





Thursday, December 24, 2015

Then vs. Now

Over 5600 years ago, the Cucuteni-Trypillian civilization made beautiful bulls with wheels carved from wood and stone. But then, today, Playskool made a cow with wheels made from plastic. One lived on to be an antique, while the other one lived to go on into babies mouths. I'm Ty (I now give you my real name), and these are the top 3 Then vs. Now pictures-ever.

Okay, I'm done talking about how history became a complete failure. Let's go on a learning adventure to The Learning Channel! Remember the PaleoWorld series? Me neither, I wasn't born in 1994. It was a big series about dinosaurs and whatnot, and was actually educational. I'm sorry, but the TLC today should be called TMI. Maybe because they show Toddlers and Tiaras, maybe because Honey Boo-Boo has her special juice to help her win, I just think the only thing we're learning is how to become a very weird person (or maybe a beach ball). 



Okay, um, one last thing. North Korea need to change. Seriously, no one wants a whole entire country set in 1953.

That's it, I hope you enjoyed it....nah, I didn't.

The End...

Images from Cracked.com
 

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

The Best Story Ever Told - From CollegeHumor

What's worse than a parent who can't use his smartphone? One who can.


The day my dad discovered that his Blackberry had a camera, my life took a turn for the annoying. On average, he sends me 15 photos a day. Once a week, I get a picture of his dad face, with a caption like, "I'm at a business meeting. LOL. Bored. Send me a pic of the dog." in which I would have to tell him to pay attention. He actually once took a picture with his boss and sent me the photo saying, "This is the boss man. He helps pay our bills. LOL." I'm sure in his head he thought it was funny, but I was legit mentally concerned he was going to lose his job. Luckily, he didn't. One day, I took the bus home for the week. When I got to the bus stop, I BBM'd* my dad to pick me up. I waited about ten minutes and then got a response. It was a picture of my dog Tilula, and my dad with the caption saying, "LOL." It then started to rain. I called my dad and told him I was at the bus station and he needed to come pick me up. He responded, "I'll BBM you!" I could hear him stifling a laugh. I said thank you and hung up. A few minutes later, he BBM'd me another picture of Tilula wearing sunglasses and of course, another LOL. Luckily, one of my friends happened to be driving around the street and picked me up. I BBM'd my dad, "It's okay, you don't have to pick me up anymore." I was dropped off at home and my dad BBM'd me, "Where are you? I am driving around looking for you. Did you know it's raining? LOL. LOL. LOL."



*BBM means Blackberry Message.



Want to watch the cartoon?

Here it is:

Monday, December 21, 2015

Yearbook Photos

You know when your dad says "Why you no doctor yet?" and you decide to put it in the yearbook like this kid?
#reletable, right? I'm Spike (not my real name, but who cares), and these are the funniest yearbook photos that will change the way you look at quotes.

First off, maybe you want your friends to be jealous because they didn't know there was an Emoji option.

Or how about you hate school so much you just want to say:

Or when you don't know English?


I'm sorry, I don't know band.

Oh my god, I need to tell you something.
I'm a teacher, but first, lemme take a selfie.



All these pictures I can totally relate to. Maybe all but the teacher one. Nah, I can't relate to any. But who cares! I suggest you do a photo quote in your senior book that will make you be LaughingYourFineAdam'sAppleOff. No pun intended.

Sunday, December 20, 2015

Star Wars

When you have homework:



This is a weird post. I've never seen any Star Wars movie and have known nothing about it, but today, I said, "Forget it," and walked into the movie theater. I was in the line for 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' when two kids jumped onto the floor, spilled popcorn, and did a live wrestling match. They climbed on top of another, and then, to add more commotion, 200 people walked out of the movie theater. I looked around and there were actually two lines, not one. The movie theater was packed, but it was worth it. The movie was better than cool, and not that I'm a Star Wars fan, but I liked it. Now, one last thing:

"You're afraid because you'll never be as strong as Darth Vader." Duh.

Thursday, December 17, 2015

Debate!


Today, we had a debate. It was about the book Ghost Hawk. We were trying to figure out Little Hawk's best describing character traits. There were two teams: Team Helpful and Forgiving and Team Brave and Courageous. In the end, I think that both teams were tied. Our group had a good starting argument. We said that Little Hawk was courageous when he sacrificed his life for John and his father. But then, John’s group came back at us with the rebuttal. When we said that Little Hawk was courageous enough to walk into his grandmother’s house, risking the plague, they came back with saying he was more helpful since he helped his grandmother survive by giving her food. So, I think that our teams had really good arguments, but can’t we just say he’s brave, courageous, helpful, and forgiving (or all four)?

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Chapter Six of Room 729-B:A Note Found, A Life Lost

Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?Why am I here?

I flip the note over. I never noticed this page before. There's a recorder stuck on the foam core.

You need to help me. My name is John Arveys. Whoever's hearing this, I need you to find me. I most likely will be located in the South Wing in a cafeteria that has never been touched since 7039. I've been waiting for whoever found this note. Look. I need you to- "670-S, we have found our subject, take him to Room 729-B," Shoot. Please help me!

*end of tape*

I shut off the recorder. I run to the South Wing, to the cafeteria, looking for one friend. But he's not there. One friend, lost. I look at the recorder. I play it again and hear this:

Hee hee! Just a setup. We know you've escaped. 

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Chapter Five of Room 729-B:Behind Bars of Plastic

When I wake up, it's 1:00 in the morning. I look around and realize how isolated I am. I walk around my cell and accidentally trip, causing me to hit the bars. The bars snap in half and fall apart. "Whoa." I almost yell, but I whisper because I don't want to make noise. I see flashlights, so I act like I'm still asleep. I move the fallen bars over on my side so they can't see them. They pass quickly, and I walk out quickly. I see a note on the ground that I don't remember seeing before. All it says is "Why am I here?" written a billion times. Is this my writing? I don't think so. But I hold onto it just for safety. When I walk back to my cell, the bars are already repaired on the wall. My eyes widen quickly. I look around to find no one. Is this real? I wonder.

Monday, December 14, 2015

Funny Scary Movie/Relatable Quotes

"Seeing a spider isn't a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears."-TheMetaPicture

"I love how in scary movies, the person yells out "Hello?" as if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?" -love-extinguisher.co.cc  

"Why are scary movies always in creepy places like jails and hospitals? I want a scary movie to be in Walmart. "Clean up on Aisle 13," one man says. "But sir-there is no Aisle 13..." *dramatic music plays*"-Pinterest

"If the people in the horror movies listen to me when I say, "Don't go up there, that's where the bad guy is," they'd still be alive."-Me

"Watching a horror movie with friends be like: "Fake, so unreal!" while watching a horror movie by yourself be like: "It's not real, it's not real, OH MY GOOOOD!"

"That awkward moment when you realize that Dora has more freedom than you."-Relatable Posts

"Horror Movies don't scare me. Five missed calls from my mom scares me."-Relatable Posts

"Mom: Are you talking back to me?" You: "Yeah, mom. It's called a conversation.""-Relatable Posts


Sunday, December 13, 2015

Zehnder's Trip

Today, my friend, Grayson, and I went to Zehnder's Splash Village. We got to go on a huge drop ride where the floor vanishes and you fall down. Grayson and I went on the slide a billion times because we played a game where you pretended like you weren't supposed to fall. There was another slide where there was a cone shaped area. My mom yelled at me in the slide because I toppled over. We saw our friends Olivia and Jordan. When we went down the drop slide, everyone would watch us appear and disappear in the capsule. It was really fun!

Thursday, December 10, 2015

Chapter Four of Room 729-B:Tunnel Vision

I walk into my cell door, labeled 18293-729B. I look around. No comfy beds, no sinks, and no color. The toilet is a small hole in the floor, and the only book on the desk is a teared, unreadable version of "Moby Dick". The bed is a gym mat on the ground and the bars are more like a cage. I feel like I'm the hamster now. Speaking of hamsters, a large rat that looks like it got infested with rabies is scurrying around the room, mouth drooling everywhere. I am so tired that I thump onto the gym mat and fall right asleep.

I wake up all excited because I had a good dream I was at Ttajrmak Resort (the most awesome water park ever), but when I realize I am in the prison cell, I slump back to my original lying position. I try to fall asleep.

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Disclosure

I recently got hooked on Disclosure (not that this is the first time it's happened). Basically, they make awesome electronic songs. Their newest album, Caracal, features featuring many famous artists. These artists include Kwabs, Sam Smith, Lorde, and The Weeknd. Kwabs-Still and Able, Sam Smith-Omen, Lorde-Magnets, and The Weeknd-Nocturnal. Nocturnal is my favorite song, packed with low bass lines and amazing synths. Even though this album is from September, it's still really good. Anyways, search up Disclosure-Caracal and enjoy!

Or click the link...
minimix of caracal

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Chapter 3 of Room 729-B:Photographs of Lost Memories

I wake up, tied to a crummy white chair, springs coming out and lots of rips and tears, while the person besides me has the most valuable chair I've ever seen, covered with crystal diamonds and silky gold. It makes me feel very uncomfortable. "Hobbies?" is the first thing I hear from the greedy person. "Fishing, Swimming, playing on the Computex-1829," I reply. "Hah! The Computex-1829? The worst of it's kind. I have the new and improved Computex-90000! Too bad your computer doesn't do anything, the First Generation sucks, kind of like you. Haha!" I want to take his long hair and swing him out into space, but if I show any signs of humiliation, I'll for sure be killed. "Any memories from when you were a child?" "Yeah. Playing in a sandbox, having fun with my friend Tori-" Tori. My best friend who moved just when we were almost done knowing each other. I never knew where she went, but I always thought it was some Happy Fun Land. When I realized she went to Bokanista at the time of when there was a lot of terrorism going on there, I wanted to know if she was okay. I sent her a letter, but never got one back. I stop thinking and go back to my sentence. "Fishing with my dad, etc." The man responded, "Whatever. You're a dumb kid anyway. Your life doesn't matter either way." I remain speechless. "Well, run along! I'll talk to you tomorrow. Then my team will decide whether you live or not." He pushes me out of the room, and sends me to my temporary cell.

Monday, December 7, 2015

Trick Questions!

Imagine you are in an abandoned house with an abandoned aquarium. There are three big fish and three small fish. 2 small fish and 1 big fish dies. How many fish are in the aquarium now?

3? Wrong!
All of them, the place is abandoned!

Susan lives in a bungalow decorated in pink. Everything is pink-even her lampshades are pink! What color are her stairs?

There are no stairs in a bungalow.

Quiz:

Name a color that starts with 'W'.

White!

What color is salt?

White!

What color is a white dog?

White!

What do cows mostly drink?

Water!
(You may have guessed milk because milk is white.)

Tara's mother had four daughters. One was named April, the other May, and the third one June. What was the fourth one named?

Tara!

Were you tricked?
















From thomas8april and BuzzFeed

Sunday, December 6, 2015

School

1. I am most proud of my new blog post series called Room 729-B. It's not finished yet, but I really like making it. Once it's finished, it's going to have a lot of chapters!

2. I am most proud of making a piece called The Very Very Scary Chase of Timo. I finished it and it's about Timo trying to chase my cousins and I. It makes you feel like you're being chased by Timo, too!

3. I need to work on my grammar and making sure my stories make sense. I also need to work on making sure it's all present or past-tense. Other than that, I'm okay at writing.

4. I need to work on the same things I need to work on my blog. I also need to not be distracted by my friends (this rarely happens; but still). I think I'm better at writing at school than at home.

Thursday, December 3, 2015

Chapter 2 of Room 729-B: Shards of Sight

The room is silent. My eyes gaze upon the screen, mouth drooping. I became a statue in a matter of 3 milliseconds. A banging on a door followed by, "THIS IS THE POLICE. OPEN UP NOW OR WE'LL SMASH YOUR DOOR."doesn't scare me.  I saw it coming. I open the door and get my arms dragged by a police member. I get dragged into a car while everyone, including that stupid Jim, watches. Some of them are surprised to not see me screaming for help or mercy. The car drives away, everyone turning back, except for one kid, looking at me, with a frown on his face, revenge to the police in his eyes. "BAM" is the last sound I hear before getting knocked out by a different police member's firearm.

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Chapter 1 of Room 729-B: The Brodcast

Breaking News: The moment you've been waiting for: Who is Parstania's least wanted person? Our results have come in and it looks like....Jack Haradof is Parstania's least needed person this year. He will be sent to Room-729B, a tragic interrogation room that just might be the last room you'll see-ever. Is he going to pass about his boring life? Or will he be left to spare-forever? More information-coming tomorrow. ABN*, Amanstaina.

This brodcast, along with several others scared me when I saw them. Nothing about my life is boring. It's colorful, bright, and not like my stupid neighbor and suck up, Jeff. His life in my perspective is dull, B&W, and just plain dumb. But it looks like someone hijacked the systems and made me the one who is supposed to be the dumbest person on Earth. I'm not going to make it, I think. I anticipate the doorbell to not ring but to have my door smashed into tiny specks. I'm going to be taken away.

*ABN: Amanstainia Breaking News








Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Room 729-B

You could choose anything in your sight. Choose book or laptop? Most likely laptop. Choose to go or to stop? Most likely to go. But what if you were forced to choose between life or death, but with the chance of life very slim? Jack Haradof is chosen as Parstania's least wanted person and is taken to Room 729-B, the room that might be your last sight. He is interrogated and assaulted. When the interrogates leave the room, Jack has a chance to escape. But when he does this, however, he realizes he is in a world beyond life. There are no houses, just a swampy forest. He walks too far and gets electrocuted. He recovers quickly, but then realizes the whole area is a setup. Nothing is real. Will he get home? Or will he be stuck in a world of nothingness?

Monday, November 30, 2015

Dazedwinter

This is my friend Andrew. He makes awesome videos. My favorite is 'The Lamplighter.' It is a short about when three friends find supernatural horror in an old briefcase. It's basically an "Everyone Dies" sort of theme.

Back to Andrew. He likes to make his videos on Hitfilm 2 and some other video editing software. Most of his videos are short and from when he was younger (at BCS). Now, his videos are godlike (to me because I'm his friend). Some videos (mostly 'The Misunderstanding') take place in Downtown Birmingham! Well, I'm off and-oh, I forgot. Here's his channel! Bye!

Dazedwinter

Sunday, November 29, 2015

The New Sunday

Today, Timo, Cameron, Karen, my mom, my grandpa, my great Uncle Jack, my great Aunt Carolyn, Uncle Mike, and I went to church in remembrance of grandma. We started to light candles and I almost burned myself. It was nice and peaceful until a baby started crying and doing random mumbling really loudly. Then, Cameron latched on and said, "Awooo bing bong baba wuz dis aaaa?" and pointed to another random person and touched him. I had no idea how church worked. So, when everyone stood up and said "Peace be with you," I thought the person who stuck out his hand was trying to help me up. When I realized what was really going on, I let him shake my hand and I just said, "Peace."

I didn't do very well.

Friday, November 27, 2015

In The Middle of Everywhere

Look forward to tomorrow, because my album, In The Middle of Everywhere, is coming out! It features 6 songs. The songs are (not listed in order):
Trench
In The Middle of Everywhere
Keep Track
You Need
Stuck In My Thoughts
Change

These songs are all electronic and dance!

Want to win this album and the next free? Contact me at spikeglyphs@gmail.com with a song you've created! The person with the best song will receive my album and the next, free!

Ty Kennedy

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

In Loving Memory

Today, sadly, my grandma died. Her dementia was getting worse and she couldn't move. She became bed written. I woke up early this morning and the first thing my mom told me was that she predicted that she would die today or on Thanksgiving (tomorrow). She couldn't breathe this morning at all. My mom told me she was pale and everything. And today, I stay up in my bedroom, writing this blog post all about my grandma. She wasn't that old (in her 60's). She (at this time I'm writing this) lays in her bed, not breathing, not moving, not talking her normal "Terry" words.

She was a very nice person. She loved me before she had dementia and said I was the most beautiful thing she had ever seen. She loved getting me items and books and everything. She loved everyone in our family. But good things do come to an end. She knew it was her time to go. If I could of had one last talk with her, I would of told her how much we all loved her.


In Loving Memory of Sandra Kennedy
19??-2015

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

The Thanksgiving Thanks

The Thanksgiving Thanks


(Things)
I am thankful for my laptop. It helps me do anything I want.
I am thankful for Steam. It keeps me entertained.
I am thankful for the Moon. It is the only other planet we have traveled to.

(Places I go)
I am thankful for Canada. It is the only other country I have traveled to.
I am thankful for Michigan. There are many fun places to go.
I am thankful for Oakland County. It is where my life started.


(People)
I am thankful for my mom. She gave life to me.
I am thankful for my cousin Timo. Even though he gives me colds, he’s my best companion.
I am thankful for Ming Ming. Even though he died before I was born, I still think he is an amazing dog.

I am most thankful for my family and friends. They make my life complete.

Video:

Monday, November 23, 2015

Michigan in Two Verses

1.Well, here it is! My friend's mom says as she unpacks the load of items we brought.
The gigantic beach ball lands on soil 3 1/2 hours away from home, and explores. 
We take out the Wham-O Frisbee and throw it into the narrow passageway, watching it's every move as it sinks into the sand.
A big hill is covered with hot sand.
We can see the tallest lighthouse in all Michigan, dominating the view.


2.Well, here it is again! My friend's mom says as she unpacks the sandboards we brought. 
The gigantic beach ball stays in the hotel room. 
We take out the sandboards and climb up to the top of the hill and try to surf down it, but we can't move. 
The hill turns into cold sand, realizing this is most likely the last time I'll be here for a while.
We see the lighthouse for the last time.

Saturday, November 21, 2015

Dem Books

Books. They're everywhere. First they were told as stories, which passed on to one to another. Then, they were turned into books. Everyone loved them-wait, what type of book is that? "Sun-beams may be extracted from cucumbers, but the process is tedious." Great name. These are known as "weird" books.
I was surfing the web when I found a book called, "The English: Are They Human?" I went, "What is this?" and started writing, caring none more about looking into it. I then decided to watch a movie. I'm a great person.


This blog post had nothing to do with cats. Nor did your precious Doggy-Doo.

Thursday, November 19, 2015

OMG

Have you ever noticed how scary it is to be chased by a 4 year old? It’s scarier than you think. I remember that horrid day. How Will and I ran as fast we could, how I hit a 1 year old Cameron accidentally that sent both of us flying, and how it was the scariest experience of my life. You want to listen to the story, you’ll be traumatized forever. Read on and there’s no turning back. Fine, read. But I warned you.

It all started about a year ago. My cousins (Timo, Cameron, Will, and Ryder) were all at Will’s house. Timo was playing cars, while Cameron was behind him on a black couch-like stool. Cameron had a metal car in his hand and decided to ambush Timo. He threw the car at Timo’s head, giving him a big bruise on the back of his head. Now, I was behind Timo at the time, so Timo thought it was me who threw the car. This lead to worse things.

Timo already decided he wanted to chase me, but to make things worse, Will just couldn’t resist to taunt Timo to get in the “game”. So there we were, 1 on 2. Since he was 3, we couldn’t fight back. All we could do was to run. Fast. Timo’s almost as fast as we are, so we hopefully could hide. We ran to Will’s bedroom and we tried to make up a plan of where to run and where to hide. Just as we finished the plan, Timo came running at us at about 10 miles per hour.

“Go go GO GO WILL GO!” I yelled at, well, you know who I yelled at. We both ran as fast as we could. We ran to the top of Will’s bunk bed.  Timo was trying to get us when I said, “Only 2 people allowed on the bunk bed, Timo!” Timo didn’t listen and started to climb up. Our plan didn’t work whatsoever. We needed to jump. Quickly.

“AAAA Oof!” We exclaimed as we jumped off and hit the ground. I ran as fast as I could, Will a few feet behind. We ran outside right before we realized we were cornered. I started to run. So did Will. Will unfortunately tripped, hurting his arm. Timo said, “UUUUUUUUUUUU! GOT YA!” Will said, “Nope!” and ran away.
I started to run back into the house. I hid in Will’s parent’s bedroom. Where? A basket. I closed the lid and watch through a small hole. I could see Will screaming my name and Timo right behind him. I heard bunk bed noises, slaps, and then a piercing scream. “Will?” No answer. “Will?” Still no answer. “Shoot.” We were playing a game where if Timo got you, you had to act dead. “Where’s Ty?”
Ryder also wanted to play the game, so he also taunted Timo, causing Timo to run after him.  Yes!, I thought. I climbed out of the basket and ran into the bunk bed. “Will?” He was lying on the top of the bed, sprawled out. He started to smirk. He always smirks, so I knew he was alive. I climbed back down, only to see Ryder also on the ground.
“Ryder?” He also was sprawled out, but I could totally tell he was alive by his stomach. “Oh, hi Ty!” I turned around to see Timo. “I got ya.” “Not yet!” I said and ran. I ran around the house twice and then go outside. I hid in the pickup truck right before Timo came out. “Ty? Ty?” I heard Timo say. I waited a minute, and then took a rest.
I wake up and it's 30 minutes later. Uh-oh, I thought.I turn around to find Timo playing with a ball. “Timo!” Timo looks up and sees me. “Found ya!” He says. I run to the kitchen when I accidentally hit Cameron, sending us both flying. Cameron starts to laugh, thank god. Timo walks slowly. I crawl faster. I try to stand up, but I hit a car, tripping me back down. “Got ya!” It was over. Timo got me.
After that we got ice cream. Yay.
The End?

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

HI

I like Pusheen. A lot. But my friend, Caroline, likes Pusheen more. So one day, at the book fair, I bought a Pusheen book. She got really jealous. Then, everyone started fighting over my book. Pusheen almost got ripped, but I saved her in time. Then, everyone came running after me. I'm faster than all of them. I outran them, only to hear everyone screaming. I made it to my locker, finally. I put the book in my locker and ran. Thank god I'm still alive.

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

So

Sunday Daily Routine:
1. Wake Up.
2. Eat the worst breakfast you could imagine.
3. Hopefully go somewhere fun.
4. Go to lunch.
5. Go back home.
6. Play with Timo and Cameron.
7. Get your face scratched off.
8. Get hit by a Air Hogs Plane.
9. Hear cries and whines every minute.
10. Wait until the coast is clear.
11. Jump out of the closet.
12. Have fun (?) until they leave.
13. Do your homework.
14. Brush your teeth.
15. Miss Timo and Cameron.
16. Go to bed.
17. Cry because you miss Timo and Cameron already.
18. Sing.
19. Play around.
20. Cry yourself to sleep.


Woo. You survived Sunday. Now Monday, school. Yay.

Monday, November 16, 2015

Sunday

On Sunday, this happened:

Timo was trying to fight me, which lead Cameron to sit on my head. Of course, I got them off, but that's when I got my iPad. I recorded the fights and after a while, Karen asked if I wanted to do some cooking. I said yes. After that, Timo and I turned on music and started to fight. My iPad accidentally hit Timo's face, making him cry.

This reminded me of this video:
It shows Timo and I playing before Cameron was born! Pretty funny, I slam my head on the floor.

Friday, November 13, 2015

On...

On...

On Monday, I wait.
On Tuesday, I breathe.
Wednesday I hate.
Thursday I seethe.
Friday I think.
Saturday I pause.
Saturday I wink.
Saturday I have a cause.
Sunday I have fun.
Timo has come.
We play and scream until the day is done.
We watch Paw Patrol.
I always say, "LOL!"
I might get hurt, but thank god I have a hat and some clothes.
On Monday, I wait.
And I wait.
And I wait for a long time.

By Spike Glyphs

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Songs

Here
???
Nights Off
High Together
Tane


These songs were made by Alessia Cara, Siriusmo, and ???. Sirusmo is our star today. He is an electronic musician who makes dance music. High Together is his most popular song. It sounds a lot like Can't Feel My Face by The Weeknd. Alessia Cara has her song on the radio a lot, you probably know how it sounds. ??? is Japanese, so I have no idea. tane.us was the site that gave me all these songs (except for Here). I like these songs because they sound really well panned and good. Enjoy!


Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Jokes

Some funny sentences and jokes:

I was caught speeding. The policeman asked me, "Papers?" I said back, "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.

That moment when you're trying to sleep and your brain thinks, "You know what we should be thinking about, monsters."

*At a restaurant*

Waiter: Would you like a table?
You: No, not at all. Carpet for five, please.

There is a legend that if you go take a shower and yell "Mom?" three times, a nice lady will appear with your towel and underwear.

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Summer AADL Game

So this summer, I went to Ann Arbor over a billion times to visit my aunt and cousins. We all tried to go to all the libraries (which we did). We were doing the Ann Arbor Summer Game. We collected codes by using hints on the website to find pieces of paper with codes written on them. We traveled to all the main libraries, Zingerman's, and many other places around Downtown Ann Arbor. After that, we could spend all our points we collected from the code to get unreasonable items (like messenger bags, gigantic Slinky's, etc.). Normally it would be a sleepover, so  we would sleep in the RV. In the RV, we also watched the same movie (Tinker Bell: The Pirate Fairy, as Timo insisted) over and over again. It was fun either way!

Monday, November 9, 2015

Hobbes and Bacon

This is a sad comic strip 26 years after the last Calvin and Hobbes strip was published. It shows a time when Susie and Calvin are married, and Calvin goes back to the old times. There are times when he shows Calvin acting like Spaceman Spiff with Bacon, his daughter. Hobbes also recommends baseball, which is what Calvin and Hobbes both loved to play. There are also times when Calvin acts like he has a disgusting lunch. Susie also goes into the conversation. Anyways, it's a pretty good flashback comic strip.

Saturday, November 7, 2015

Cristiano

Cristiano the Dog was most likely the weirdest and most depressing dream I ever had. Here's my explanation:

I'm going on a trip to Kentucky when I spot a dog on the ground, weeping. "Aunt Karen, stop the car!" She pulls over, also seeing the dog. "Want to pick it up?" I ask. "Sure!" Is the reply. We pick up the dog and says, "Cristiano is my name." I almost drop him. "You can talk?" I exclaim. "Yep!" Cristiano says. We put him into the front seat. 5 and 1/2 hours later, Cristiano puts his head out the window and accidentally falls. He hits a really sharp metal piece. We stop the car again. "I'm fine!" He limps back to the car. We open the door and put him in the front seat, this time with the windows closed. We then put a handkerchief around his hurt paw.

When we finally got to Kentucky at my cousin Will's house, the dog collapses. We rush to the nearest vet and she finally tells us, "There's nothing we can do. It's too late." I start to cry. "Does that mean-" "We have to put him down." The vet tells me. "He's already losing his life." 

Cristiano thought of that handkerchief as a good luck charm, but in the end, his last words were, "Don't remember me." 

In the end of the dream, it said, "Play again?" At this instant I hit yes, but it was too late. My dream ended. I had no chance of saving Cristiano's life. 

Thursday, November 5, 2015

Rube Goldberg

WatchMojo presents the top 10 Rube Goldbergs in movies! As you know (maybe), I've been obsessed with Rube Goldberg machines lately, and I'd like to show you these videos. It takes a long time to make these, so it's awesome once you finish it. The movies feature The Goonies, The Way Things Go, and Wallace and Gromit! What is your favorite Rube Goldberg? Mine is their pick! The machines are fake except for The Way Things Go, a 30 minute contraption. It's still pretty cool, fake or not!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23Hzq8BG2YE

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

More Signs

I turn around, only to find a poorly made peace sign with a giant X covering it. "What?" I exclaim. "Kid!" I turn around to find a door. I open it in order to find Tom standing there, irritated. I look behind me and see the same 2 sentence horror story. "What were you doing? All I could hear was you screaming in there and pushing that chair." I turn around to find a wooden chair. "That wasn't...it wasn't...there before." I try to say. "Now can you show me that thing?" He says.

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

The 3 Year Old Chronicles

Have you ever noticed how scary it is to be chased by a 3 year old? It’s scarier than you think. I remember that horrid day. How Will and I ran as fast we could, how I hit a 1 year old Cameron accidentally that sent both of us flying, and how it was the scariest experience of my life. You want to listen to the story, you’ll be traumatized forever. Read on and there’s no turning back. Fine, read. But I warned you.

It all started about a year ago. My cousins (Timo, Cameron, Will, and Ryder) were all at Will’s house. Timo was playing cars, while Cameron was behind him on a black couch-like stool. Cameron had a metal car in his hand and decided to ambush Timo. He threw the car at Timo’s head, giving him a big bruise on the back of his head. Now, I was behind Timo at the time, so Timo thought it was me who threw the car. This lead to worse things.

Timo already decided he wanted to chase me, but to make things worse, Will just couldn’t resist to taunt Timo to get in the “game”. So there we were, 1 on 2. Since he was 3, we couldn’t fight back. All we could do was to run. Fast. Timo’s almost as fast as we are, so we hopefully could hide. We run to Will’s bedroom and we try to make up a plan of where to run and where to hide. Just as we finish the plan, Timo comes running at us at about 10 miles per hour.

Monday, November 2, 2015

CNN Reccomends...

The world's slowest rube goldberg in the world and SHAKE CATS!

The worlds slowest rube goldberg features Kanye West singing Try Slow Homie. The process takes 7 weeks! It features molasses, turtles, a clock, and even grass growing! And at the end, the golf ball intentionally misses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-c7tBlnFsw

The SHAKE CATS is a short video dedicate to shaking cats and cats licking their eyes. This is all in slow motion in HD so you can be more disgusted. Yay!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VRvUg_xHq8

Sunday, November 1, 2015

Steve Jobs

Today I watched the movie Steve Jobs. It's pretty depressing if you understand it. I'm going to tell you all about...His Products!

The Apple: The first personal computer. Jobs made it in his parents garage with his friend Woz. At first success but, eventually, people lost interest in them. Jobs then created the Mac only to later get fired from his job at the company he'd founded.  He then started a new company called NeXT.

NeXT: Jobs realized that Apple was failing so he decided to make another computer. However, it had no operating system. The company was later bought by Apple even though it had no operating system and Jobs was back to lead the company out of near bankruptcy.

The iMac: The first success. Yay.  It came in many colors.

At age 56, he lost his battle with cancer.  Steve Jobs last words were, "Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow." No one knows why he said this.

Saturday, October 31, 2015

Game Reviews

Today I review 3 games: Eversion, Her Story, and D4.

Eversion:


A short horror platformer created by Zaratustra Productions. You are a small, flower like sprite named Zee Tee, and you have a power that allows you to "evert" from one reality to another. If you look on their website, it only tells you how to play. It states, "Discover the rest as the game progresses," and "A cute platformer with a dark secret". The "dark secret" is that as the game progresses, the once cute platformer turns into a dark, disturbing world. It's not too disturbing, it just gives you a creepy feeling.


Creep Factor: 4/10
Disturbing Factor: 2/10
Funny Factor: 1/10
Rating: 3/5 Stars

Her Story:


A game produced by the same person who made Silent Hill: Shattered Memories and Aisle. The website states that the game is about: "In 1994 a British woman is interviewed seven times about her missing husband. This is her story." These are the only hints you get. You have to search up different key words and watch to videos to find out what happened.

http://www.herstorygame.com/

Creep Factor: 2/10
Disturbing Factor: 3/10
Funny Factor: 0/10
Rating: 4/5 Stars

D4:


This is the weirdest and funniest game on this list. D4 was created by Access Games and originally published by Microsoft Studios for the Xbox One. You are David Young, a man who's wife is murdered. Your wife's last words are, "Look for D". You try to find him in some very weird ways. Very weird ways.

http://d4-game.com/

Creep Factor: 1/10
Disturbing Factor: 1/10
Funny Factor: 8/10
Rating: 4/5 Stars

Thursday, October 29, 2015

Lights

The lights turn off. I can only see darkness. The walls start to close in. "No no no NO! NO!" I scream, hoping Tom will hear me. "TOM! HELP!" I hear a voice say, "Tom's not here. He left an hour ago."
"How?"
"..."
The walls are making me kneel. I think of my family. I know this is the last moment of my life. They close all the way. I think of how bad I'm bleeding right now. I stand up, without meaning to. I see no blood, no watery feeling. "Wait. What the?" I say. The lights turn back on, but I'm in a another room. This must be a test, I think. A test.

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Signs

I come back to the abandoned building to show Tom; somewhere private. I try to show him how I know where it is on my laptop, but then-I hear a door creak. I turn around and find an opened door, still moving. "Wait a minute." I say to Tom. "What?" He replies. "Stay there." I tell him. "No-" I run towards the door and walk in. I walk across a wall colored blue with orange paint showing a sentence. This is that sentence: The last man on earth sat in a dark room. There was a knock on the door. "2 Sentence Horror Stories?" I think out loud. I look behind me. The door's locked.

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

More Stories

"Don't you know that this is an abandoned area that you're not allowed to go in?" I hear Tom, a different FBI Agent say.  I'm in interrogation.
"Yes." I reply.
"What's your name?"
"Alex Fensner."
"Age?"
"12."
"Tell me. Why were you in there?"
"Promise you won't tell anyone?"
"As long as I know, yes."
"I'm trying to find The Book Of Urizen, the rarest book in the world."
"How do you know it's there?" 
"If you don't arrest me, I'll show you."
"Fine."

Monday, October 26, 2015

Stories

"HEY!" I turn around, almost dead from his loud voice. "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!" I look at his badge. He's a FBI Agent. Please don't take me to the station, please, I think.  I start to run. I can feel the wind I'm running so fast. I turn around only to trip on a piece of wire about 10 inches thick. He grabs my arms, picks me up, and throws me down on my stomach, still holding my arms. "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you by the state." My parents are going to kill me when they find out, I think.


Sunday, October 25, 2015

LUT

There's this really cool video series on YouTube called LUT. LUT is a series by Vsauce2 that features new inventions. Some examples are Caffeinated Shaving Cream and Personalized Animal Plushes-that look just like your pet. LUT is one of my favorite series on YouTube. One last thing-they give you links to the items so you can buy them. Why am I talking? Click the link and get your wallets out!

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL652F457A0C7E45DB


P.S. There may be some inappropriate things in these videos, ask your parents before you watch them.

P.P.S. My mom is clueless and never seems to catch onto all the things I watch that may not be so great for me (she actually added this sentence because she is tired of me not listening to her and not refraining from watching this garbage 24/7).

Saturday, October 24, 2015

Story

Stories are everywhere. You could look in an abandoned building and most likely find a book. Speaking of abandoned buildings, I'm in one right now. Every time I step, I hear the sounds of broken glass and creaking wood. I'm trying to find one of the rarest books in the world right now. Only 8 copies of this book were made. Its name: The Book of Urizen. Only one of the copies was lost, and I'm the only person who knows where it is. Or so I hope.

Thursday, October 22, 2015

TTD

3. 2. 1. Go. I run as fast as I can. I’m at Cedar Point. I’m feeling like I’m in the Hunger Games.  I find a coaster and wait in line. I’m waiting. Waiting to get on the world’s second tallest coaster. I look around me. There’s a girl in line that starts talking to me. She says she’s from Massachusetts. I get to the coaster. She chickens out and goes to a spot where her father tells her. Me? Well...  
I’m in the seat. Buckle. Click. Seat belt on. Palms. Sweaty. I look at the top of the coaster. I can barely see it because I’m shaking so much. What am I getting myself into? I think. I’m looking behind my seat.  Everyone is really excited and here I am in the very front seat, shaking like I’m in a horror movie. We’re moving forward slowly. We stop at a red light. I stare at the clouds. I pray not to roll back. I move my head to the traffic lights. The time is ticking. The last time I’ll be alive, I think.  I’m starting to doubt the decision I made.  

3. 2. 1. Launch. The light turns green too fast. Too fast to think about my decisions. I’m glued to the back of my seat. I try to see in my own vision. Both my eyes are starting to turn into one GoPro of its own.  I shut them closed. When I open my eyes again, I’m going up. Fast. I’m at 420 feet. I look around. I can see Canada from where I am. I can also easily see Lake Erie. I’m thinking about the lake. Someday I can swim in it. The near ocean waves crashing upon the wet sand, the seagulls crying, the hang gliders flying above my head, and the parachuting that I could try out.

Soon I get back to reality. I'm falling down. Fast.

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Gamestar Mechanic

These are some of my games that I've made on Gamestar Mechanic.





This game is very short. It's an exploration game where you have to try to shoot and kill 3 enemies. It's not completed yet (it may be soon).
https://gamestarmechanic.com/game/shared/285871/8d7ac609a9a949b60436ec5db1d47b19





This game is an old game. It has 3 levels. You'll see what you have to do when you get to the link.
https://gamestarmechanic.com/game/shared/285872/4079e54f8f1c30d8f3b3624e50a40fad

This is my first year using Gamestar Mechanic, so you won't expect much. I'm going to try to make a 50 level game that might take a while to make. It's going to develop a story about 2 kids that find a portal to an unknown dimension that people have been trying to find since the 1960s. I'm going to call it, "Dimension Unknown". Once it's out, I will make a blog and post the link to it. It might be the best game I'll ever make! Maybe it will win awards!

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Back To the Future

Back To The Future In ACTUAL 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQVhT_9YDes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB-mfoxFHR8

The Past and the Present. We've all been through it. Back To the Future predicted 2015 pretty accurately. But some things they missed. There are no flying high hoverboards, barely any flying cars, no self lacing shoes-yet. Tomorrow's October 21st. The day when they traveled to 2015. Today is the last day we can create self lacing shoes for the movie to be accurate.  We do have lots of future, but we lost lots of past. Like we lost Crystal Pepsi and Surge before 2015. But at least we have cool future items.


P.S. There are swear words in some videos. Ask you parents before you watch these.

Monday, October 19, 2015

This Is Why I'm Broke

There's a website I love going to called This Is Why I'm Broke. It has all the really cool inventions you could think of. Some examples are a Diesel Powered Robot you can climb into (like Titanfall) for 1,000,000 dollars. A pretty cheap price. This is it right here: Diesel Powered Mechwarrior
Then there's other cool items you can get on the website! Here's the link: This Is Why I'm Broke
What will you buy? I would get the Mechwarrior. Why? Because everyone wants a Titanfall style robot you can terrorize your friends and family with.

Sunday, October 18, 2015

Gabe's House

I only got to see Timo for 30 minutes. Why? I went to my friend Gabe's house. First, I stayed at his house for 10 minutes. Then I got to see Goosebumps with him at the Emagine Theater in Birmingham. Then, since his house had a showing, I went to his friend's house. We played some computer games and Nerf Wars. However, Gabe got shot in the eye, so yeah. Then, my new friends started getting ready to start Booing people. I didn't get to come. Booing people is when you ding dong ditch people, but when they open the door, they find a bag of candy. It's pretty cool. After that, we threw parachute men down the stairs. Lastly, I said goodbye to my friends and left. It was really fun.

Thursday, October 15, 2015

Thingy

I'm going to a thing today at the library. It's like a surprise to me because I have no idea what's going to happen. I'm pretty sure that I'm going to be face painted into a zombie, but I'm not sure. It's somewhere in the library, but I don't know where. This is what it says:"Come get a crash course with tips and techniques to create zombie special effect makeup such as cuts, bruises, wounds, burns, black eyes and bullet holes. Join the highly skilled professionals from Astute Artistry Studios as they help you prepare for Halloween and beyond! Registration Required." This is what I'm going to do I guess. So I think I'll be face painted and learn how to do makeup effects. Astute Artistry is located in Berkley, Michighan!
http://www.astuteartistrystudio.com/
See you tomorrow!

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Wendy's Story: Popeye's Visit to McDonalds

Once upon a time, there was a old lady named Popeye. She had never been to McDonalds. Why? She was a worker at Popeyes. She always messed up the orders and microwaved the chicken and waited half an hour to give the what was once hot chicken to the customer. One day, Popeye was missing! She had gone to McDonalds. She ate a Big Mac. Popeye didn't like the Chicken McNuggets she had also ordered, so she threw them away. She threw up that night. So that is why you should go to Wendy's. Here we have actually good burgers and other stuff.

The End

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Timo

Sunday he didn't come.
I will wait.
Next Sunday... He's here.
You know what I can't wait for?
This is a little song about Sundays:
Crying,
Spewing,
Sputtering,
Stuttering,
It's going to involve a lot of hitting,
This is a song for Cameron! (But it's still lots of fun!)
Yelling,
Fighting,
Spitting,
Throwing,
It's going to involve a lot of screaming,
This is a song for Timo! (But it's still lots of fun!)
(applause)

P.S-I hope I don't have any bruises on Monday,
Spike
P.P.S-Cameron is almost 2 and Timo is 4. They're brothers so it makes sense why they fight.

Monday, October 12, 2015

Top Thrill Dragster

3.2.1.Launch. The sound of everyone screaming behind me is irresistible. I just have to scream too. So I do. Eyes. I’m seeing differently. They're turning into GoPros of their own. 100 miles per hour. My mom is squinting her eyes. She doesn’t want to lose her contacts. 125 miles per hour. Full speed. We’re going up. Fast.  300 feet. People yelling, “I don’t want to roll back!” 420 feet. Tops. The screaming rises. The stomach drops. I can see Canada from where I am.
Lake Erie. Maybe I can swim in it soon. I think all about it for a little bit. The blue near ocean waves crashing along the sand, the perfect temperature for a summery day. But then I get back to reality. I’m going down. Canada is soon out of sight. I’m feeling the wind hitting me on my face. I’m losing my breath (and I think I’m losing my face, too). Everybody’s screaming wakes me up from my daydream. My mom’s swearing.  
It ends. For 5 years I didn’t want to go on this thing. But it’s all over. All over so fast. My hair hasn’t moved (astonishingly). I’m feeling weak. Shaking. Violently. I’m getting back to the past. A girl just about ready to go on the second tallest roller coaster in the world. Waiting 45 minutes in line and then giving up, not wanting to go on the ride at all. I jump off the ride and look for her and her dad.


I never found her. She might of left for home. I just wanted to tell her that it was the best ride at Cedar Point, maybe ever. Well, it was worth the try.

Saturday, October 10, 2015

Ghostface Killah/Drake

The Battlefield
Love Don't Live Here No More
Preach

I'm into these two rappers. Ghostface Killah is probably someone you don't know. He's like Nas. He does oldschool newschool rap. He's part of the Wu-Tang Clan and from New York City, New York. Drake you most likely know. I chose a song that you may not know. These are the type of rap songs I like. Drake is from Ontario, Canada. Anyways, enjoy!


Disclaimer: You should ask your parents if you should listen to these songs. They have explicit content.

Thursday, October 8, 2015

Discussion Group:halloween stuff

ATABOI59 commented:
you scaring some kids tonight?

yoBROgoBRO commented:
yep. just feel like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ATABOI59 commented:
k. reminds me of something.

yoBROgoBRO commented:
what?

ATABOI59 commented:
when i was little i went to one of those ghost walk things

yoBROgoBRO commented:
and?

ATABOI59 commented:
do i really have to tell you

yoBROgoBRO commented:
i sorta wanna hear the story

ATABOI59 commented:
fine. when we were walking up the stairs, this kid dressed up in a really scary costume made me let go of the rope and fall down the stairs. thats why im paralyzed in one of my legs. the kid almost got sued but i told my mom not to sue him.

yoBROgoBRO commented:
wow. harsh times.

ATABOI59 commented:
yeah its fine

yoBROgoBRO commented:
k

itsjonah158 commented:
yo jack

ATABOI59 commented:
hi jonah

itsjonah158 commented:
talking about when i scared you?

ATABOI59 commented:
um

itsjonah158 commented:
i told you not to tell anyone

ATABOI59 commented:
sorry

itsjonah158 commented:
dont tell anyone else about the time i scared you

ATABOI59 commented:
k

itsjonah158 commented:
look im sorry

ATABOI59 commented:
ok its fine

Discussion Ended