Williamsburg

I am going to Williamsburg tomorrow so you don't have to read this stuff the rest of the weekend. Yay for you! So, I'm bringing a waterproof camera on the trip, and when we go in a pool or whatever, I can take pictures of me in the pool. So while I'm at it, I might take pictures of me diving into the pool or whatever. So after that, I'm taking other pictures while in the aquarium, the boat tour thing, the Ripely's Believe it or Not, or something else. It's going to be a super fun trip, and I know its going to be! See you soon!

Limerick Poems and other Poems???

Timo

Timo is a Timo.
He likes to call himself Weimo
But when I do
he says no
and says, "MY NAME IS TIMO!"

Squirrel

There once was a fat, weird squirrel.
She called herself a ballerina girl.
But when she tried twirling
she ended up hurling
down to the center of the world.

Fame

Famous
is a dark thought
when you could have all the power
in the world.
Just for being
Famous.

Undertale

So, I'm making progress on the Pacifist Run in Undertale. I was on neutral, but I decided not to do neutral. It's actually lots of fun. I can skip the Muffet fight because I got a Spider Donut. Last time, I have no idea what happened. It vanished from my inventory. And I couldn't find it. So that made it harder to go through the game. That's why I restarted. So I could skip that battle and not get harmed as much. Maybe. But I'm still going to beat this game. It will be hard, but it will be fun. I WILL BEAT IT!

Williamsburg

So, on Friday, I'm going to Virginia to go to Williamsburg. I think it will be a lot of fun! We are checking out an aquarium that looks REALLY cool. We also get to see the Ripely's Believe It or Not museum! We are checking out Colonial Williamsburg too. I'm not staying there for long, though. I'm there 3 days. And I don't even get to skip one day of school. Well, that's not true, but my mom's not letting me. See, I get back from the trip a 5 A.M. So that makes it so I'm really tired. But my mom doesn't want me to, so that's a bummer. Either way, it should be super fun!

Airtime

In a little bit, I'm going to Airtime. I don't know what I'm going to do, but I know I'm going to dominate everyone in dodgeball. I train there once or twice a month. Normally. Sometimes I do more. Basically, I've learned a few tactics. I'll explain them to you.

1. DO NOT GROUP UP.

Most people will group up. What happens? More people target them because if you miss one person, you can hit another person. Being in the group sometimes limits your visibility and can easily get you out if you can't see. You can also get hurt by tripping, other people falling on you, etc.

2. AIM FOR THE LEGS.

Never aim for somebody's chest or head. They can easily get you out from catching the ball. Aiming for the legs gives you a better chance of not getting you out. Even this can happen and happened to me once: I got hit by a ball in the chest and I didn't catch it. I fell down and started crawling. The ball landed between my legs and I caught him out (accidentally).

3. DO NOT TAUNT.

Taunting can get you in more trouble and make people furious at you. More people will try to hit you and you could get hurt depending on how mad the person[s] are.

Undertale

So, I just got Undertale. It's really fun! Basically, what you do is fight people, flee battles, heal yourself, and spare the people. At the end of the genocide route, scary stuff happens. Chara is a demon that follows you the whole time. It's kind of scary how the ending happens. The pacifist route is fun. You don't need to harm anyone and you won't see Chara. The last thing you see is a bunch of 9's from Chara. It's scary but cool. I'm doing the neutral route right now. The only person I've harmed is Toriel. That's it.

Sense of Direction

So, on our trip to Florida and back, a reign of terror began.
What happened?
In Tennessee, my mom said she had a good sense of direction.
Moments later, she turned out to jinx herself and be wrong.
She took a wrong turn 3 times from Tennessee to Georgia, taking about 2 hours of our time away from getting there.
In Georgia, she went north instead of south when she got off an exit.
She said she was distracted by a stray kitten.
We had to get off another exit and back on the right side of the freeway.
In Florida, she took about 30-55 wrong turns everywhere she walked.
On the way back to Michigan, she took 4 more wrong turns.
Thus, the terror finally ended.
Way to go, mom.

TF2

So today I was playing TF2. What's the big deal? I was on the Blu team;alone. So it was hard for me to kill the rest of the team. But somehow I eliminated all 18 people. Twice in a row. So that was cool. But how did it happen? A lot of people were clumsy enough to speedrun the map, but those people died first. The rest died on the traps I didn't use (or at least a few of them). A lot didn't know what to do and died without setting traps. So that happened twice in a row. It was fun eliminating everyone you did and didn't like.

Lebrons

So, on Saturday, I got Lebron 13's. More commonly known as the Lebron Akronites. They're black and gold and purple, and they're really cool. A lot of people in my class started touching my shoes because they all liked them. Some of them wanted to have them and tried taking them off (not really, but you get the point). I couldn't find a picture of them, but they look just like the regular Akronites. I think they're my favorite shoes. They cost about 200 dollars but they were on sale for 99.99. They're also really comfy. They're the best shoes ever!

Jungle Java

So today I'm going to Jungle Java. I don't feel like going outside today, so it's happening. I'm thinking of dominating people in tag and being really scared. Last time I went, I was in an intense game of tag and everyone was as fast as me. I found good hiding spots.  But not good enough to be found. So, most of the time, I was hiding in a slide and in a flap on something else. When they found me, I would slide down. When I was in a flap, I could see them, but I couldn't run away. So that made it really hard.

Undertale.exe

So, I haven't gotten Undertale yet, but I've started playing Undertale.exe. I don't know what it's totally about yet, but it's pretty cool. It is a little spooky so far, but I don't know where it's going to go. Basically, the only characters I've seen are Frisk Frisk, Chara, and Sans. Everything else is muffled. Just like all exe. games, everything doesn't really have a plot. This means I can't really explain what's happening. When I DO get Undertale, I'm going to learn stuff I don't know. So that's a first. I only know the main characters, like Sans and Toriel, and then Temmie. So bye.

TF2

So, I'm still playing Team Fortress 2 and I've gotten better. I played with Gabe a few weeks ago and he really wanted a weapon I had. For those who don't know, Gabe is an expert at TF2. I had the Pholgistonator and he said it's an OP weapon. He thought I bought it it was that good. I actually found it, and then everyone wanted it. I have a good level on it too. Level 60. That makes the weapon really good in games.

Timo

So Timo, Will, Rider, and Luke are coming next week for some reason. The only problem is that Timo is it for tag, which makes things scary. He's really fast, so that makes us easier targets. After he tags you, he does "karate" on you too. He'll try to slam you on the ground. He normally knows where you hide, too. I once hid in my closet, and he found me right away. It was really scary, too. So, if you play hide and seek tag with Timo, you're in for a bad time.

Timo

So Timo, Will, Rider, and Luke are coming next week for some reason. The only problem is that Timo is it for tag, which makes things scary. He's really fast, so that makes us easier targets. After he tags you, he does "karate" on you too. He'll try to slam you on the ground. He normally knows where you hide, too. I once hid in my closet, and he found me right away. It was really scary, too. So, if you play hide and seek tag with Timo, you're in for a bad time.

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Will

So, I was at Will and Rider's house yesterday, and some crazy stuff happened. Rider was chasing Will and I for a long time. It was hard because Rider was really fast and their house is small. I had to run around in circles for a long time. Will actually got tagged a lot. I had to be agile and climb to the top of the bed bunk to stay away from Rider. Next week, Timo is it, and it will be very scary for all of us. This week, I don't know whats going to happen.

back.

Alright. I haven't blogged in a while, and that's because I always had to go to bed right away so I could get up early in the morning to do stuff. And now that I'm back from Florida, I can write about the things I did. I'm only choosing the highlights.



A day after day 2, we went back to Cocoa Beach. I swam there for a bit. We also went to Gator Golf, where I got to hold a live baby alligator.

 I didn't really keep track, so the rest are things I did.

I went on a cruise to Castaway Cay and got sun poisoned.

I went to Disney World and checked out all 4 theme parks in one day. The day before I went to Disney Springs.

I went to Universal Studios for the first time. I checked out every ride I wanted to go on, so that's a first. Rip Ride Rockit was really fun, including the vertical part when you go up vertically.


And now, I'm back from the trip and sad. And the weather sucks.