Disabilities Workshop

Today, I went to a disability workshop. My favorite part was when we got to go in wheelchairs and try to use it to go places. I also liked the part when they strapped my legs together and tried to make me go up and down stairs. They also tied my arms and made me try to get up. That was the hardest thing I've ever done. My grandma used to have a thing where her hand shook all the time. Today, they put a Bumble Ball on my arm and made me try to eat and write with a very shaky hand.

Timo Rhyme Thing

Timo is scary. Timo is not clean. Timo is the craziest thing I've ever seen. He watches Paw Patrol. That makes him calm. But when it comes to me, he throws my lip balm. I have to hide all the time. When Timo's around, you'll most likely cry. He'll destroy your device. He will never be nice. If you have friends, you'll be goners. He likes Cats vs. Cucumbers. BEWARE CAT OWNERS!

Timo

On Sunday, we had this pinata for my birthday. I got the most candy (duh), Cameron came in second, and Timo came in last. Timo kept pretending that he had a baby and took the candy and put it in his shirt. Then he said, "Karen, catch the baby! It's coming out!" and Karen had to come catch his "baby". Then he said that he would call him "Suckerhead". When he left, I asked him if he had a baby and he said, "Yes! An iPad baby!" and stole my iPad.

My Vine

OMG never expected this at my birthday party
When you don't get what you wanted
When you get an obvious question right but the teacher says it's wrong
When you throw something at the teacher but its related to what he was talking about
When you hear your parents talking smack talk about you



These are my selected vines to show you. Why? Today, I started the day with 205 followers. When I got home, I had 240 FOLLOWERS! I've never experienced this big of a rise in one day (maybe because I follow back...) Anyways, I recently discovered how to zoom in on my videos. I use an app called Video Zoom so I can zoom in 30x. I think it's more fun to make vines than YouTube videos because you can get followers more easily. Anyways, enjoy!

Summer Time

200 feet. Wet sand. Maybe even rock-solid sand. Dragging my gray sandboard on the sand filled with rocks and sticks wasn’t even close to a good idea. The storm had just past. I was at the top of Mt.Baldy in Silver Lake, MI. No one in the world my age has done this before. I would be the first person ever to sandboard down the humongous mountain of mushy, damp sand. To make it even worse, there were tons of footprints covering the dune that would make the trip down jagged and rugged.

      This might be harder than I thought it would, I thought. “I’m still going to do this, if I’m in the record book or not. It’s worth a try.” I said. I set my sandboard down and looked down at the calm waters. The other side was clearly seen where I was. I’m ready, I thought, ready to take on the obstacle that’s blocking my way to excitement and maybe, just maybe, fame.



Took a deep breath.






I did it.











Finally.

The Roanoke Colony

The Roanoke Colony mysteriously vanished on Aug 18, 1590. The buildings were put down gently, not violently. All their stuff was gone. On a tree carved the words, “CROATOAN”. Before people could figure out what happened, the weather turned bad so they had to leave. I think that the Roanoke moved to the island Croatoan to join an American Indian tribe. Why? They didn’t have any good farmers, so they went to the Indians for help. 

Lifeline

Today, I started playing the game Lifeline. It was free on the App Store this week, so I decided I would get it. Sooo, here is my review so far.

Lifeline is a game where you are a I don't know what, and you find out that a heshe is stuck on a moon in the Tau Ceti system (closest to Tau Ceti IV). The Varia ship crashes onto a desolate moon that has nothing habitable on it. All Taylor's crew is dead, except for her/him. She has to ask you to make choices that might kill her. If he/she doesn't die, good for you, but if he/she does, you have to restart the game. That's why you should use the web when he/she asks you to.

Drones: Part Trois

Drones Are Best

If you had to chose between a RC Plane or a drone, you would choose a drone. Why? The built in cameras, the lightweight feel, and just the epic experience would get you to buy one. Real estate companies use drones to take beautiful pictures of homes and land. Drones can also search out disasters and inform the police or the army. Drones can also be used for fun. One man made his drone a beer catcher!

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I have a cat. The cat is always fixated on my face. But one day, I realized that the cat was always looking behind me. I turned around to find nothing. I proceeded with the day until it came to night time. I was listening to the baby monitor and heard my wife soothing the baby. As I turned around, my hand brushed against my asleep wife. I ran upstairs to find nothing. I went back to the bed and went to sleep.         The last thing I remembered was the clock reading 12:45 and a room that turned into a dark place. I woke up with the clock reading 12:44 and the closet door creaking open. I then wake up again and realize I never had a cat, wife, or baby. I was one year younger.

One year later, all of that re-happened. I woke up again one year younger.

Drones Part Deux

Drones. My opinion hasn’t changed though. I think it's best to have a drone. You can use them to search out disasters. Real estate companies use them to take pictures of properties and other areas. However, I was close to getting neutral. Some people can’t buy the drones since they cost too much. The battery may die and crash. A little kid might snatch the controls. But those occurrences all have very slim chances of happening. I think you can use a drone, but you can't be stupid with them.

Drones

Everyone wants drones. And everyone can have drones. But do they cause problems?

One reason to have a drone is to search out disasters and other info that the Army can use to help injured people. The drones may save many people's lives.

Another reason is just to spend outside time with family and friends. Your friends can watch you fly the drone and take awesome pictures!

People don't like drones because they invade their personal space. But even though they may use them for that, most people just like to fly them for fun!

/LETTER

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I found a tape. No lies. I played it on a cassette tape recorder (in my cell) to find out what it was. This was that tape:

...

...

...

How can it be true? None of my life was... No. I've seen that boy before. He was the one who thought the "police" were dumb. His life was put in danger. Because of me. He was the one who looked up at me. My mind races. I need to know if he's okay. Fast. NOW. I need to go. If I wait, he might die. But then again, I might die.

Chapter ??? Of Room 729-B:_____

Shoot.

No. I'm not going back. Today, I will stay here, and wait. I find another piece of paper next to the tape recorder.


"Some days, they would look up towards the skies and wonder what's up there. Maybe there's Extra Terrestrial life somewhere unknown. Maybe the universe would never end. Some days they would wonder what it would be like if they were a cloud. They would think of it as a peaceful life, watching over Iandiac, just like God looks over the universe.  They would wonder why the sky was blue. I would watch the clouds move in a very slow manner. I could find shapes that the clouds formed. But a long time ago, they was looking up at the sky wondering if Heaven was real. The world they once had was collapsing over their head, bit by bit.  Building by building. Fires became uncontrollable.  It was the end of the world. The end of them all. They were all going to die. I was the only one who survived. All thanks to a building. The one you're in. This isn't part of Iandiac. This is the remains of a "planet" no one was supposed to see. A "planet" that is so dark with secrets, it was never heard of. The people who did know would NEVER talk about it. If you knew the secrets, you would be hunted down or maybe be paralyzed. You may have gotten the "setup" tape. It wasn't real. No one's real. The planet isn't a planet. It's called Facility 23. And it's 5 trillion light years away from your home. It's a Space Station. This place-it's not real. John-he's the only real one. "


I look at the piece of paper, eyes wide open. How? I only drove- No. I didn't drive. I was knocked out because I wasn't allowed to see what was happening. How did I never know? The diamonds-no one would ever have any of those because they weren't found on Iandiac. But how wasn't it real?

Disney Magic

In March, I may (PLEASE MOM) go on a Disney Cruise (Disney Magic, to be exact).

Here's our plan (so far):

Pre-day: Drive Or Fly To Flordia

Drive: Spend a night at Aunt Susan's in Kentucky.

Fly: Fly.

Day One: First, we are going to visit the Kennedy Space Center. We want to look out for alligators when we enter. We are thinking of doing a bus tour first and we don't know the rest. I'm most excited for the Play Dome (for my love of slides). After a long day there, we are going to swim in the pool and sleep a night at Raddison Resort at the Port. 

Day Two: Wake up and go on a Disney Shuttle Bus. We are going to travel to Port Canaveral to get on the Disney Magic. When we get inside, we are to go to the top deck and go in the front of the crowd at the sail away party. Then we go into our rooms and check it out. Go party and stuff and go eat at Lumiere's, then go to sleep.

Day Three: Do awesome stuff and then arrive at Castaway Cay. Do more awesome stuff, go on waterslides, snorkel, more crazy stuff and then eat at Cariocas and go to bed.

Day Four: Do more awesome stuff for merely the last time, eat at Animator's Palace, then go to bed.

Day Five: Play more, get off the ship, and travel to WDW. Do stuff there.

Day Six: Wake up at WDW and then do more stuff, then go on rides, then go to bed.

Day Seven: Wake up, leave, and go on a shuttle for Universal Studios. Play there if you have time.

Day Eight, Nine, And Ten: Go on awesome rides and stuff, then go to sleep.

Day Eleven: Sad day, Drive or Fly Home. Spend a night at Aunt Susan's if you drive. Yay!

Inedible Food

Today, I got hooked on this thing called "Cooking Inedible Food" (I made that saying up). Basically, it's how to eat plastic (or make plastic). Three are made by PES, a famous stop-motion film artist, and four are made by Kluna Tik. Kluna Tik made a famous YouTube video/GIF showing his Venus Flytrap, Charlie, make 2015 turn into 2016 using paper. PES has been featured on the Showtime channel, and Kluna Tik has been featured on iFunny. PES's films include Submarine Sandwich, Western Spaghetti, and Fresh Guacamole. While PES makes the food, Kluna Tik "eats" it. His videos are called Having a Light Meal, Taking Some Extra Fibers AMSR, Om Nom Nom Nom AMSR, and Good Late Night Snack.


https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4-ncx89QjT0VKCJ01tDkKREjkispTfbA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWEl8-PHhMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNJdJIwCF_Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBjLW5_dGAM

TIMO AGAIN

It was a Sunday day,
All was well,
Until Timo came,
That made things just swell.
Sarcasm included,
It was crazy and mad,
Timo turned into "Superman"
And my toys he looted.
Cameron was beautifully sleeping,
Until Timo yelled "I LIKE TO TOOTING!"
And there he tooted,
Nice and loud,
And everyone passed out.
Cameron started crying,
And the stench finally started dying,
And then Timo started crying,
Cause Karen gave him his secret identity (Timo)
And Sunday was very swell.