What I Got For Christmas!!!

Hi! I haven't posted for a while. But who cares! Lets talk about my stuff. Or better said, what I got for Christmas! YAY!


1.

Item: Push 2

What It Does: This is a MIDI controller that you plug into your laptop if you have Ableton Live 9.5. It makes music.

Video:

2 & 3.

Items: Bluetooth Wireless LED Speakers

What They Do: Play music with awesome lights.

4.

Item: Kinect Sensor

What It Does: A controller for the Xbox.

I don't need a picture, you know what it does.

5.

Item: Manga Kit

What It Does: Teaches you how to draw manga.

6.

Item: Chubby Puppies

What It Does: It's a Shiba Inu that jumps around.

And that's what I got for Christmas! THE END!

Then vs. Now

Over 5600 years ago, the Cucuteni-Trypillian civilization made beautiful bulls with wheels carved from wood and stone. But then, today, Playskool made a cow with wheels made from plastic. One lived on to be an antique, while the other one lived to go on into babies mouths. I'm Ty (I now give you my real name), and these are the top 3 Then vs. Now pictures-ever.

Okay, I'm done talking about how history became a complete failure. Let's go on a learning adventure to The Learning Channel! Remember the PaleoWorld series? Me neither, I wasn't born in 1994. It was a big series about dinosaurs and whatnot, and was actually educational. I'm sorry, but the TLC today should be called TMI. Maybe because they show Toddlers and Tiaras, maybe because Honey Boo-Boo has her special juice to help her win, I just think the only thing we're learning is how to become a very weird person (or maybe a beach ball). 

Okay, um, one last thing. North Korea need to change. Seriously, no one wants a whole entire country set in 1953.

That's it, I hope you enjoyed it....nah, I didn't.

The End...

Images from Cracked.com

 

The Best Story Ever Told - From CollegeHumor

What's worse than a parent who can't use his smartphone? One who can.

The day my dad discovered that his Blackberry had a camera, my life took a turn for the annoying. On average, he sends me 15 photos a day. Once a week, I get a picture of his dad face, with a caption like, "I'm at a business meeting. LOL. Bored. Send me a pic of the dog." in which I would have to tell him to pay attention. He actually once took a picture with his boss and sent me the photo saying, "This is the boss man. He helps pay our bills. LOL." I'm sure in his head he thought it was funny, but I was legit mentally concerned he was going to lose his job. Luckily, he didn't. One day, I took the bus home for the week. When I got to the bus stop, I BBM'd* my dad to pick me up. I waited about ten minutes and then got a response. It was a picture of my dog Tilula, and my dad with the caption saying, "LOL." It then started to rain. I called my dad and told him I was at the bus station and he needed to come pick me up. He responded, "I'll BBM you!" I could hear him stifling a laugh. I said thank you and hung up. A few minutes later, he BBM'd me another picture of Tilula wearing sunglasses and of course, another LOL. Luckily, one of my friends happened to be driving around the street and picked me up. I BBM'd my dad, "It's okay, you don't have to pick me up anymore." I was dropped off at home and my dad BBM'd me, "Where are you? I am driving around looking for you. Did you know it's raining? LOL. LOL. LOL."



*BBM means Blackberry Message.



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Yearbook Photos

You know when your dad says "Why you no doctor yet?" and you decide to put it in the yearbook like this kid?

#reletable, right? I'm Spike (not my real name, but who cares), and these are the funniest yearbook photos that will change the way you look at quotes.

First off, maybe you want your friends to be jealous because they didn't know there was an Emoji option.

Or how about you hate school so much you just want to say:

Or when you don't know English?

I'm sorry, I don't know band.

Oh my god, I need to tell you something.

I'm a teacher, but first, lemme take a selfie.

All these pictures I can totally relate to. Maybe all but the teacher one. Nah, I can't relate to any. But who cares! I suggest you do a photo quote in your senior book that will make you be LaughingYourFineAdam'sAppleOff. No pun intended.

Star Wars

When you have homework:

This is a weird post. I've never seen any Star Wars movie and have known nothing about it, but today, I said, "Forget it," and walked into the movie theater. I was in the line for 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' when two kids jumped onto the floor, spilled popcorn, and did a live wrestling match. They climbed on top of another, and then, to add more commotion, 200 people walked out of the movie theater. I looked around and there were actually two lines, not one. The movie theater was packed, but it was worth it. The movie was better than cool, and not that I'm a Star Wars fan, but I liked it. Now, one last thing:

"You're afraid because you'll never be as strong as Darth Vader." Duh.

Debate!

Today, we had a debate. It was about the book Ghost Hawk. We were trying to figure out Little Hawk's best describing character traits. There were two teams: Team Helpful and Forgiving and Team Brave and Courageous. In the end, I think that both teams were tied. Our group had a good starting argument. We said that Little Hawk was courageous when he sacrificed his life for John and his father. But then, John’s group came back at us with the rebuttal. When we said that Little Hawk was courageous enough to walk into his grandmother’s house, risking the plague, they came back with saying he was more helpful since he helped his grandmother survive by giving her food. So, I think that our teams had really good arguments, but can’t we just say he’s brave, courageous, helpful, and forgiving (or all four)?

Chapter Six of Room 729-B:A Note Found, A Life Lost

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I flip the note over. I never noticed this page before. There's a recorder stuck on the foam core.

You need to help me. My name is John Arveys. Whoever's hearing this, I need you to find me. I most likely will be located in the South Wing in a cafeteria that has never been touched since 7039. I've been waiting for whoever found this note. Look. I need you to- "670-S, we have found our subject, take him to Room 729-B," Shoot. Please help me!

*end of tape*

I shut off the recorder. I run to the South Wing, to the cafeteria, looking for one friend. But he's not there. One friend, lost. I look at the recorder. I play it again and hear this:

Hee hee! Just a setup. We know you've escaped. 

Chapter Five of Room 729-B:Behind Bars of Plastic

When I wake up, it's 1:00 in the morning. I look around and realize how isolated I am. I walk around my cell and accidentally trip, causing me to hit the bars. The bars snap in half and fall apart. "Whoa." I almost yell, but I whisper because I don't want to make noise. I see flashlights, so I act like I'm still asleep. I move the fallen bars over on my side so they can't see them. They pass quickly, and I walk out quickly. I see a note on the ground that I don't remember seeing before. All it says is "Why am I here?" written a billion times. Is this my writing? I don't think so. But I hold onto it just for safety. When I walk back to my cell, the bars are already repaired on the wall. My eyes widen quickly. I look around to find no one. Is this real? I wonder.

Funny Scary Movie/Relatable Quotes

"Seeing a spider isn't a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears."-TheMetaPicture

"I love how in scary movies, the person yells out "Hello?" as if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?" -love-extinguisher.co.cc  

"Why are scary movies always in creepy places like jails and hospitals? I want a scary movie to be in Walmart. "Clean up on Aisle 13," one man says. "But sir-there is no Aisle 13..." *dramatic music plays*"-Pinterest

"If the people in the horror movies listen to me when I say, "Don't go up there, that's where the bad guy is," they'd still be alive."-Me

"Watching a horror movie with friends be like: "Fake, so unreal!" while watching a horror movie by yourself be like: "It's not real, it's not real, OH MY GOOOOD!"

"That awkward moment when you realize that Dora has more freedom than you."-Relatable Posts

"Horror Movies don't scare me. Five missed calls from my mom scares me."-Relatable Posts

"Mom: Are you talking back to me?" You: "Yeah, mom. It's called a conversation.""-Relatable Posts

Zehnder's Trip

Today, my friend, Grayson, and I went to Zehnder's Splash Village. We got to go on a huge drop ride where the floor vanishes and you fall down. Grayson and I went on the slide a billion times because we played a game where you pretended like you weren't supposed to fall. There was another slide where there was a cone shaped area. My mom yelled at me in the slide because I toppled over. We saw our friends Olivia and Jordan. When we went down the drop slide, everyone would watch us appear and disappear in the capsule. It was really fun!

Chapter Four of Room 729-B:Tunnel Vision

I walk into my cell door, labeled 18293-729B. I look around. No comfy beds, no sinks, and no color. The toilet is a small hole in the floor, and the only book on the desk is a teared, unreadable version of "Moby Dick". The bed is a gym mat on the ground and the bars are more like a cage. I feel like I'm the hamster now. Speaking of hamsters, a large rat that looks like it got infested with rabies is scurrying around the room, mouth drooling everywhere. I am so tired that I thump onto the gym mat and fall right asleep.

I wake up all excited because I had a good dream I was at Ttajrmak Resort (the most awesome water park ever), but when I realize I am in the prison cell, I slump back to my original lying position. I try to fall asleep.

Disclosure

I recently got hooked on Disclosure (not that this is the first time it's happened). Basically, they make awesome electronic songs. Their newest album, Caracal, features featuring many famous artists. These artists include Kwabs, Sam Smith, Lorde, and The Weeknd. Kwabs-Still and Able, Sam Smith-Omen, Lorde-Magnets, and The Weeknd-Nocturnal. Nocturnal is my favorite song, packed with low bass lines and amazing synths. Even though this album is from September, it's still really good. Anyways, search up Disclosure-Caracal and enjoy!

Or click the link...
minimix of caracal

Chapter 3 of Room 729-B:Photographs of Lost Memories

I wake up, tied to a crummy white chair, springs coming out and lots of rips and tears, while the person besides me has the most valuable chair I've ever seen, covered with crystal diamonds and silky gold. It makes me feel very uncomfortable. "Hobbies?" is the first thing I hear from the greedy person. "Fishing, Swimming, playing on the Computex-1829," I reply. "Hah! The Computex-1829? The worst of it's kind. I have the new and improved Computex-90000! Too bad your computer doesn't do anything, the First Generation sucks, kind of like you. Haha!" I want to take his long hair and swing him out into space, but if I show any signs of humiliation, I'll for sure be killed. "Any memories from when you were a child?" "Yeah. Playing in a sandbox, having fun with my friend Tori-" Tori. My best friend who moved just when we were almost done knowing each other. I never knew where she went, but I always thought it was some Happy Fun Land. When I realized she went to Bokanista at the time of when there was a lot of terrorism going on there, I wanted to know if she was okay. I sent her a letter, but never got one back. I stop thinking and go back to my sentence. "Fishing with my dad, etc." The man responded, "Whatever. You're a dumb kid anyway. Your life doesn't matter either way." I remain speechless. "Well, run along! I'll talk to you tomorrow. Then my team will decide whether you live or not." He pushes me out of the room, and sends me to my temporary cell.

Trick Questions!

Imagine you are in an abandoned house with an abandoned aquarium. There are three big fish and three small fish. 2 small fish and 1 big fish dies. How many fish are in the aquarium now?

3? Wrong!
All of them, the place is abandoned!

Susan lives in a bungalow decorated in pink. Everything is pink-even her lampshades are pink! What color are her stairs?

There are no stairs in a bungalow.

Quiz:

Name a color that starts with 'W'.

White!

What color is salt?

White!

What color is a white dog?

White!

What do cows mostly drink?

Water!
(You may have guessed milk because milk is white.)

Tara's mother had four daughters. One was named April, the other May, and the third one June. What was the fourth one named?

Tara!

Were you tricked?
















From thomas8april and BuzzFeed

School

1. I am most proud of my new blog post series called Room 729-B. It's not finished yet, but I really like making it. Once it's finished, it's going to have a lot of chapters!

2. I am most proud of making a piece called The Very Very Scary Chase of Timo. I finished it and it's about Timo trying to chase my cousins and I. It makes you feel like you're being chased by Timo, too!

3. I need to work on my grammar and making sure my stories make sense. I also need to work on making sure it's all present or past-tense. Other than that, I'm okay at writing.

4. I need to work on the same things I need to work on my blog. I also need to not be distracted by my friends (this rarely happens; but still). I think I'm better at writing at school than at home.

Chapter 2 of Room 729-B: Shards of Sight

The room is silent. My eyes gaze upon the screen, mouth drooping. I became a statue in a matter of 3 milliseconds. A banging on a door followed by, "THIS IS THE POLICE. OPEN UP NOW OR WE'LL SMASH YOUR DOOR."doesn't scare me.  I saw it coming. I open the door and get my arms dragged by a police member. I get dragged into a car while everyone, including that stupid Jim, watches. Some of them are surprised to not see me screaming for help or mercy. The car drives away, everyone turning back, except for one kid, looking at me, with a frown on his face, revenge to the police in his eyes. "BAM" is the last sound I hear before getting knocked out by a different police member's firearm.

Chapter 1 of Room 729-B: The Brodcast

Breaking News: The moment you've been waiting for: Who is Parstania's least wanted person? Our results have come in and it looks like....Jack Haradof is Parstania's least needed person this year. He will be sent to Room-729B, a tragic interrogation room that just might be the last room you'll see-ever. Is he going to pass about his boring life? Or will he be left to spare-forever? More information-coming tomorrow. ABN*, Amanstaina.

This brodcast, along with several others scared me when I saw them. Nothing about my life is boring. It's colorful, bright, and not like my stupid neighbor and suck up, Jeff. His life in my perspective is dull, B&W, and just plain dumb. But it looks like someone hijacked the systems and made me the one who is supposed to be the dumbest person on Earth. I'm not going to make it, I think. I anticipate the doorbell to not ring but to have my door smashed into tiny specks. I'm going to be taken away.

*ABN: Amanstainia Breaking News

Room 729-B

You could choose anything in your sight. Choose book or laptop? Most likely laptop. Choose to go or to stop? Most likely to go. But what if you were forced to choose between life or death, but with the chance of life very slim? Jack Haradof is chosen as Parstania's least wanted person and is taken to Room 729-B, the room that might be your last sight. He is interrogated and assaulted. When the interrogates leave the room, Jack has a chance to escape. But when he does this, however, he realizes he is in a world beyond life. There are no houses, just a swampy forest. He walks too far and gets electrocuted. He recovers quickly, but then realizes the whole area is a setup. Nothing is real. Will he get home? Or will he be stuck in a world of nothingness?