Hyperbole and a Half

I recently got into this blog called Hyperbole and a Half after reading the book. The book is about Allie Brosh's life and childhood. The best story in the book is called "The God of Cake". It's about when Allie REALLY wanted a cake her mother made for her grandparents, and she tries to get the cake every possible way. It's really funny but be warned-the book is for adults and contains lots of offensive and in-understandable words. Anyways, the blog is really funny, too. My favorite one is the story called "Menace". It's about when she got a dinosaur costume and thought she was the ruler of the world. check them out!

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/10/god-of-cake.html

Timo's Birthday

Ok, my computer "randomly" broke the other day, so sorry to my mom for making this take a long time using her old, Windows XP desktop computadora. I haven't used these keys in forever, so when I try to write 'can't' it turns into 'can;t'. So sorry to you for reading my terrible typing. I'm going to start now. It is Timo's birthday party today and I hope it doesn't go so crazy as it already is, and they just got here and Cameron is crying. I hope it doesn't contain that much "excitment'. See? The bad typing is baak. Wish me luck and hope I survive another day. Ty out.

The Hung Hua Story

Ok, I'm running out of ideas. I have no idea what to write about except for Timo. Well, I guess I'll write about a old Timo Tale. Ummm...how about the Hung Hua story! Yay!

Beyond Juice Sighting and Other Craziness

So yesterday I was really in the mood for Beyond Juice and my mom said we couldn't go to Birmingham but we could go to Which Wich? (actual name is Which Wich? and they sell sandwiches). On the way, we randomly found another Beyond Juice and went there. I was so happy when that happened! After that, I wanted some water there and all of a sudden this water tank with cups appears in sight! Later, we figured out Which Wich? was closed and we ended up going to T.G.I. Fridays and I got what I actually had a craving for: Steak and Shrimp! I don't know, but it was like my grandma knew what I wanted and put things there for me.

Timo and Family. And Friends.

I got sick on Saturday from some random flu virus. So, I wasn't feeling so well when I was waiting at the post office for my mom to turn in my passport files. However, I learned that Cameron was sick a few days earlier, and Timo got sick the midnight I got sick, and Karen didn't feel so well either. Basically what I'm saying is that a lot of people got sick on Mid-Winter Break. Even then, when I came back to school, 3 other people said they got sick. One of my friends even blacked out! Jeez, it got really crazy. One of the reasons may be because my teacher had the flu before break. Idk, but it got weird.

The Room

I was stuck in a room for about 5 years. The room was pretty nice and had lots of things I could play with. I never saw the outside world. One day, my mom told me that I had a chance to see the rest of the world. She rolled me up in a carpet, and put me in the back of her pickup truck. She told me to wiggle free and escape the truck. I fainted at the time, and I didn't see much. And when I finally woke up in a hospital with my mom, I thought we were in another planet. My mom told me, "It's the same world, just different sights." And I learned something from that. The world is a big place, no matter how small it seems. And some of it, you'll never see.





Based off of the book, "Room"

Garage Band

I finally started making some new songs on Garage Band, and they are really good. They're coming out on iTunes soon, but I have no idea when. One sounds like a Skrillex song, another sounds like Disclosure, and another sounds like Zedd.  I enjoy them alot, they sound professional, and I think you will enjoy it too (as long as you are into electronic music)! Anyways, the songs should be coming out in March or April. Stay tuned on wherever and enjoy the songs once they come out!

Passport

My mom and I finally got our passport photos taken and they sorta looked like mugshots. My mom was looking like one of those iron-nosed people from Disney movies.

A.K.A This One:

I looked like I just went to jail, but I still looked pretty cool. It was really hard not to smile, which you couldn't do. Before that, we got pancakes and I got the BEST HAIRCUT EVER! It was fun, except for the part that my mom looked all mad in the photo... 

DeathRun

Recently, I got into TF2 (as you may know from the post "Gabe"). I love to play deathrun because it's the only entertaining thing for me on there. There are lots of cool maps, one even made by a famous YouTuber! My favorite map is Cube. Why? It starts off like the movie, where someone has to sacrifice and see if a cube is safe or deadly. Then, there's a lot of more traps that you have to dodge. It's really fun. Do you want to play? Get TF2 and type in deathrun in the servers bar! Enjoy!

The Timo Story

“AAAAAAAHHH AHHH AHH!” Cameron said as he was running across the white tile floor. “NEUUUUU BOOM WA CAH HI YAH!” Timo yelled as he was also running across the tile floor. “TIMO NO!” I exclaimed as Timo got closer and closer. Just as always, good ol’ Timo didn’t listen. “PEW *boom* HIY YAH HO JO YA neuuu boom uhhh la pom Mc meez…” Timo said. After all the “dust” cleared, Cameron was on the ground, crying. The rest of the day, Cameron is all like, "NOOOOOOOOO! ARRR! GROWL! OTHER "SCARY" STUFF!" and Timo is like, "I'M BATMAN SO WAPOW! I'M TAKING YOU TO JAIL!" It's still happening, and it's crazy. Please help me...I'm dying of laughter.

Gabe

Tomorrow, Gabe, my friend, is leaving to North Carolina. He is a great friend of mine and will be missed. Duh. Gabe is very funny and kind. He likes TF2 (so do I) and we get to play together when we are both on Steam. Both of us have this app called oVoo so we can play together. In Thinkering, my friends and I are doing a project with Minecraft, and it will be hard to make buildings since he's our best builder. Our team will try to oVoo him while we start building things in Minecraft. I'm sad that Gabe is leaving. We will miss you, Gabe.

Again

People should realize that many kids aren’t getting the food they need. They aren’t that fun. They’re nasty. They’re not made right. Eating too little calories is not enough. Students say they get too little food. In physical and mental classes, they can not concentrate and are very tired. A few kids from a school posted a viral video about not getting enough food. This is why I dislike the new lunch standards. Please, take action and do not eat the food you dislike. Bring your own food. #ThanksMichelleObama

#ThanksMichelleObama

Michelle Obama made a plan back in 2013. It was all about healthy eating. But now, things are getting a lot more crazy than she planned. And our school is involved. Yes, some students do not throw out the garbage because they want to eat healthy. They like the new lunch standards because they want to be strong when they grow up. But, the majority of kids hate the new standards. Hi! I’m Ty Kennedy, and this is why I dislike the new lunch standards, shown by these facts. Food is supposed to be good. But some of the school lunches are terrible. Students are throwing out the food since they dislike them. It causes too much waste. According to David Binkle, the district's food services director, he says, "What can we do about this? We can stop forcing children to take food they don't like and throw in the garbage." This shows that there is too much waste in cafeteria trashes.

Timo

On Saturday, I tricked Timo. He got really mad because somehow the bowling ball got stuck in the gutter even though the gutter bumpers were up. It started going the other direction because Timo rolled it at 0.5 mph. Timo was so mad because he lost his light 6 pound ball that he did a mad duck face to my mom. I didn't want to go up to the desk again to get another one, so I got an even heavier (still light) ball that weighed over 8 pounds. Timo thought it was another 6 pounder. He literally put it in his shirt and claimed he had a baby. I told him not to do that because no one wants a ball that was on a four year old's stomach. He was very crazy the rest of the day.

starbase.jpl.nasa.gov

I recently stumbled upon this website run by NASA. It is a database of random code, images of comets and other pictures, and documents that tell about missions that took place a while ago. The website is run by PDS, or Planetary Data System. The main one I stumbled upon was a series of random code with question marks in rhombuses. The one place that caught me off was a section that said, "ALIEN DOWNLOAD COMPLETE" without me downloading anything. Maybe it's a sign of Extraterrestrial life. Who knows? To find a link about missions to Mars using rovers and the design, find a file that says "ext" in it. Here's the link for you to find out...

starbase.jpl.nasa.gov

Snow

Today at school, when we went outside, it was snowing. I decided (being the silly person I am) to go down a really slippery playground slide. I ended up sliding 10 feet through the wood chips. I then slipped a bunch of more times. One time, I showed off to my friend and purposely slipped down a hill, making it to the bottom. At the end, I said that I could slide in the hallways, and I made about 15 feet, since my rear end was so wet. All my friends were laughing!

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Michelle Obama made a plan back in 2013. It was all about healthy eating. But now, things are getting a lot more crazy than she planned. And our school is involved. Hi! I’m Ty Kennedy, and this is why I dislike the new lunch standards, shown by these facts.

The lunch should be made correctly and well done. However, many schools have really bad lunch standards. A girl in Mount Pleasant, Michigan named Sydney Macintosh tweeted “Thanks Michelle Obama for these burnt, hollow “chicken nuggets”.

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Today, I went to Target to get a game. I chose the Xbox One Minecraft game. Why? My friends and I are building a HUGE castle on the Computer Version, so I thought about getting it on my Xbox. I then went to Applebee's and over ordered. Woohoo. So, now that I'm home, I'm going to play Minecraft. Yay.

Timo

So, the other day, Timo was being really crazy. He really wanted all our meatballs (nothing else, just meatballs). When Karen said not all the meatballs, this video happened.

timo is destroying everything

Finally, he got meatballs and sang the new batman jingle bells song.

the new jingle bells batman smells

He tried to bite me like 5 times (missing every one). Then, Timo tells my Grandpa, "I am sorry for not behaving. I will never do it again." 5 seconds later, "MOM I NEED ICE CREAM NOW!!" He was even more crazy the rest of the night. Great logic, Timo.