*crowd cheers*
Well, look no further with the all new "Timo™"!
*crowd cheers again*
You may be asking, what does the all new "Timo™" do? Well, he'll be "nice"! What do you mean, quote unquote? Well, he'll break the T.V.! Fling water bottles at you! Throw metal cars! Try to destroy other kids littler than him (Ex. pretend he's Wolverine and stab a kid in the back that he doesn't know at the park in a Wolverine suit)! Try to ambush other kids littler than him! Try to smack you when you're asleep! And so much more!
*crowd goes 'ooh' and 'aah'*
Now, I know you're wondering - what does he do that's weird? Well, I'll tell you. He'll pick his nose and eat it in front of your face for no reason! Cry in your face for no reason! Wipe his boogers on you! Bite you! Lick you! Make weird noises anywhere you go! Hit kids with balls! Hit you with balls! And sooooooooo much more!
*crowd applause*
What does he come in? Well, he comes in weird, super weird, mean, super mean, hype, super hype, or super weird, super mean, and super hype, all at DIFFERENT times! How much is he? Well, he's 1999999999.99 dollars! Batteries not included. Timo™ may cause side effects such as dizziness, sickness, fever, rash, craziness, and much more that we can mention but are too lazy to. Buy your Timo™ TODAY!
*crowd not there because of the price*
*announcer very sad*
No comments:
Post a Comment