Chapter 1 of Room 729-B: The Brodcast

Breaking News: The moment you've been waiting for: Who is Parstania's least wanted person? Our results have come in and it looks like....Jack Haradof is Parstania's least needed person this year. He will be sent to Room-729B, a tragic interrogation room that just might be the last room you'll see-ever. Is he going to pass about his boring life? Or will he be left to spare-forever? More information-coming tomorrow. ABN*, Amanstaina.

This brodcast, along with several others scared me when I saw them. Nothing about my life is boring. It's colorful, bright, and not like my stupid neighbor and suck up, Jeff. His life in my perspective is dull, B&W, and just plain dumb. But it looks like someone hijacked the systems and made me the one who is supposed to be the dumbest person on Earth. I'm not going to make it, I think. I anticipate the doorbell to not ring but to have my door smashed into tiny specks. I'm going to be taken away.

*ABN: Amanstainia Breaking News

Room 729-B

You could choose anything in your sight. Choose book or laptop? Most likely laptop. Choose to go or to stop? Most likely to go. But what if you were forced to choose between life or death, but with the chance of life very slim? Jack Haradof is chosen as Parstania's least wanted person and is taken to Room 729-B, the room that might be your last sight. He is interrogated and assaulted. When the interrogates leave the room, Jack has a chance to escape. But when he does this, however, he realizes he is in a world beyond life. There are no houses, just a swampy forest. He walks too far and gets electrocuted. He recovers quickly, but then realizes the whole area is a setup. Nothing is real. Will he get home? Or will he be stuck in a world of nothingness?

Dazedwinter

This is my friend Andrew. He makes awesome videos. My favorite is 'The Lamplighter.' It is a short about when three friends find supernatural horror in an old briefcase. It's basically an "Everyone Dies" sort of theme.

Back to Andrew. He likes to make his videos on Hitfilm 2 and some other video editing software. Most of his videos are short and from when he was younger (at BCS). Now, his videos are godlike (to me because I'm his friend). Some videos (mostly 'The Misunderstanding') take place in Downtown Birmingham! Well, I'm off and-oh, I forgot. Here's his channel! Bye!

Dazedwinter

The New Sunday

Today, Timo, Cameron, Karen, my mom, my grandpa, my great Uncle Jack, my great Aunt Carolyn, Uncle Mike, and I went to church in remembrance of grandma. We started to light candles and I almost burned myself. It was nice and peaceful until a baby started crying and doing random mumbling really loudly. Then, Cameron latched on and said, "Awooo bing bong baba wuz dis aaaa?" and pointed to another random person and touched him. I had no idea how church worked. So, when everyone stood up and said "Peace be with you," I thought the person who stuck out his hand was trying to help me up. When I realized what was really going on, I let him shake my hand and I just said, "Peace."

I didn't do very well.

In The Middle of Everywhere

Look forward to tomorrow, because my album, In The Middle of Everywhere, is coming out! It features 6 songs. The songs are (not listed in order):
Trench
In The Middle of Everywhere
Keep Track
You Need
Stuck In My Thoughts
Change

These songs are all electronic and dance!

Want to win this album and the next free? Contact me at spikeglyphs@gmail.com with a song you've created! The person with the best song will receive my album and the next, free!

Ty Kennedy

In Loving Memory

Today, sadly, my grandma died. Her dementia was getting worse and she couldn't move. She became bed written. I woke up early this morning and the first thing my mom told me was that she predicted that she would die today or on Thanksgiving (tomorrow). She couldn't breathe this morning at all. My mom told me she was pale and everything. And today, I stay up in my bedroom, writing this blog post all about my grandma. She wasn't that old (in her 60's). She (at this time I'm writing this) lays in her bed, not breathing, not moving, not talking her normal "Terry" words.

She was a very nice person. She loved me before she had dementia and said I was the most beautiful thing she had ever seen. She loved getting me items and books and everything. She loved everyone in our family. But good things do come to an end. She knew it was her time to go. If I could of had one last talk with her, I would of told her how much we all loved her.

In Loving Memory of Sandra Kennedy

19??-2015

The Thanksgiving Thanks

The Thanksgiving Thanks

(Things)

I am thankful for my laptop. It helps me do anything I want.

I am thankful for Steam. It keeps me entertained.

I am thankful for the Moon. It is the only other planet we have traveled to.

(Places I go)

I am thankful for Canada. It is the only other country I have traveled to.

I am thankful for Michigan. There are many fun places to go.

I am thankful for Oakland County. It is where my life started.

(People)

I am thankful for my mom. She gave life to me.

I am thankful for my cousin Timo. Even though he gives me colds, he’s my best companion.

I am thankful for Ming Ming. Even though he died before I was born, I still think he is an amazing dog.

I am most thankful for my family and friends. They make my life complete.

Video:

Michigan in Two Verses

1.Well, here it is! My friend's mom says as she unpacks the load of items we brought.

The gigantic beach ball lands on soil 3 1/2 hours away from home, and explores. 

We take out the Wham-O Frisbee and throw it into the narrow passageway, watching it's every move as it sinks into the sand.

A big hill is covered with hot sand.

We can see the tallest lighthouse in all Michigan, dominating the view.

2.Well, here it is again! My friend's mom says as she unpacks the sandboards we brought. 

The gigantic beach ball stays in the hotel room. 

We take out the sandboards and climb up to the top of the hill and try to surf down it, but we can't move. 

The hill turns into cold sand, realizing this is most likely the last time I'll be here for a while.

We see the lighthouse for the last time.

Dem Books

Books. They're everywhere. First they were told as stories, which passed on to one to another. Then, they were turned into books. Everyone loved them-wait, what type of book is that? "Sun-beams may be extracted from cucumbers, but the process is tedious." Great name. These are known as "weird" books.
I was surfing the web when I found a book called, "The English: Are They Human?" I went, "What is this?" and started writing, caring none more about looking into it. I then decided to watch a movie. I'm a great person.


This blog post had nothing to do with cats. Nor did your precious Doggy-Doo.

OMG

Have you ever noticed how scary it is to be chased by a 4 year old? It’s scarier than you think. I remember that horrid day. How Will and I ran as fast we could, how I hit a 1 year old Cameron accidentally that sent both of us flying, and how it was the scariest experience of my life. You want to listen to the story, you’ll be traumatized forever. Read on and there’s no turning back. Fine, read. But I warned you.

It all started about a year ago. My cousins (Timo, Cameron, Will, and Ryder) were all at Will’s house. Timo was playing cars, while Cameron was behind him on a black couch-like stool. Cameron had a metal car in his hand and decided to ambush Timo. He threw the car at Timo’s head, giving him a big bruise on the back of his head. Now, I was behind Timo at the time, so Timo thought it was me who threw the car. This lead to worse things.

Timo already decided he wanted to chase me, but to make things worse, Will just couldn’t resist to taunt Timo to get in the “game”. So there we were, 1 on 2. Since he was 3, we couldn’t fight back. All we could do was to run. Fast. Timo’s almost as fast as we are, so we hopefully could hide. We ran to Will’s bedroom and we tried to make up a plan of where to run and where to hide. Just as we finished the plan, Timo came running at us at about 10 miles per hour.

“Go go GO GO WILL GO!” I yelled at, well, you know who I yelled at. We both ran as fast as we could. We ran to the top of Will’s bunk bed.  Timo was trying to get us when I said, “Only 2 people allowed on the bunk bed, Timo!” Timo didn’t listen and started to climb up. Our plan didn’t work whatsoever. We needed to jump. Quickly.

“AAAA Oof!” We exclaimed as we jumped off and hit the ground. I ran as fast as I could, Will a few feet behind. We ran outside right before we realized we were cornered. I started to run. So did Will. Will unfortunately tripped, hurting his arm. Timo said, “UUUUUUUUUUUU! GOT YA!” Will said, “Nope!” and ran away.

I started to run back into the house. I hid in Will’s parent’s bedroom. Where? A basket. I closed the lid and watch through a small hole. I could see Will screaming my name and Timo right behind him. I heard bunk bed noises, slaps, and then a piercing scream. “Will?” No answer. “Will?” Still no answer. “Shoot.” We were playing a game where if Timo got you, you had to act dead. “Where’s Ty?”

Ryder also wanted to play the game, so he also taunted Timo, causing Timo to run after him.  Yes!, I thought. I climbed out of the basket and ran into the bunk bed. “Will?” He was lying on the top of the bed, sprawled out. He started to smirk. He always smirks, so I knew he was alive. I climbed back down, only to see Ryder also on the ground.

“Ryder?” He also was sprawled out, but I could totally tell he was alive by his stomach. “Oh, hi Ty!” I turned around to see Timo. “I got ya.” “Not yet!” I said and ran. I ran around the house twice and then go outside. I hid in the pickup truck right before Timo came out. “Ty? Ty?” I heard Timo say. I waited a minute, and then took a rest.

I wake up and it's 30 minutes later. Uh-oh, I thought.I turn around to find Timo playing with a ball. “Timo!” Timo looks up and sees me. “Found ya!” He says. I run to the kitchen when I accidentally hit Cameron, sending us both flying. Cameron starts to laugh, thank god. Timo walks slowly. I crawl faster. I try to stand up, but I hit a car, tripping me back down. “Got ya!” It was over. Timo got me.

After that we got ice cream. Yay.

The End?

HI

I like Pusheen. A lot. But my friend, Caroline, likes Pusheen more. So one day, at the book fair, I bought a Pusheen book. She got really jealous. Then, everyone started fighting over my book. Pusheen almost got ripped, but I saved her in time. Then, everyone came running after me. I'm faster than all of them. I outran them, only to hear everyone screaming. I made it to my locker, finally. I put the book in my locker and ran. Thank god I'm still alive.

So

Sunday Daily Routine:
1. Wake Up.
2. Eat the worst breakfast you could imagine.
3. Hopefully go somewhere fun.
4. Go to lunch.
5. Go back home.
6. Play with Timo and Cameron.
7. Get your face scratched off.
8. Get hit by a Air Hogs Plane.
9. Hear cries and whines every minute.
10. Wait until the coast is clear.
11. Jump out of the closet.
12. Have fun (?) until they leave.
13. Do your homework.
14. Brush your teeth.
15. Miss Timo and Cameron.
16. Go to bed.
17. Cry because you miss Timo and Cameron already.
18. Sing.
19. Play around.
20. Cry yourself to sleep.


Woo. You survived Sunday. Now Monday, school. Yay.

Sunday

On Sunday, this happened:

Timo was trying to fight me, which lead Cameron to sit on my head. Of course, I got them off, but that's when I got my iPad. I recorded the fights and after a while, Karen asked if I wanted to do some cooking. I said yes. After that, Timo and I turned on music and started to fight. My iPad accidentally hit Timo's face, making him cry.

This reminded me of this video:

It shows Timo and I playing before Cameron was born! Pretty funny, I slam my head on the floor.

On...

On...

On Monday, I wait.
On Tuesday, I breathe.
Wednesday I hate.
Thursday I seethe.
Friday I think.
Saturday I pause.
Saturday I wink.
Saturday I have a cause.
Sunday I have fun.
Timo has come.
We play and scream until the day is done.
We watch Paw Patrol.
I always say, "LOL!"
I might get hurt, but thank god I have a hat and some clothes.
On Monday, I wait.
And I wait.
And I wait for a long time.

By Spike Glyphs

Songs

Here
???
Nights Off
High Together
Tane


These songs were made by Alessia Cara, Siriusmo, and ???. Sirusmo is our star today. He is an electronic musician who makes dance music. High Together is his most popular song. It sounds a lot like Can't Feel My Face by The Weeknd. Alessia Cara has her song on the radio a lot, you probably know how it sounds. ??? is Japanese, so I have no idea. tane.us was the site that gave me all these songs (except for Here). I like these songs because they sound really well panned and good. Enjoy!

Jokes

Some funny sentences and jokes:

I was caught speeding. The policeman asked me, "Papers?" I said back, "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.

That moment when you're trying to sleep and your brain thinks, "You know what we should be thinking about, monsters."

*At a restaurant*

Waiter: Would you like a table?
You: No, not at all. Carpet for five, please.

There is a legend that if you go take a shower and yell "Mom?" three times, a nice lady will appear with your towel and underwear.

Summer AADL Game

So this summer, I went to Ann Arbor over a billion times to visit my aunt and cousins. We all tried to go to all the libraries (which we did). We were doing the Ann Arbor Summer Game. We collected codes by using hints on the website to find pieces of paper with codes written on them. We traveled to all the main libraries, Zingerman's, and many other places around Downtown Ann Arbor. After that, we could spend all our points we collected from the code to get unreasonable items (like messenger bags, gigantic Slinky's, etc.). Normally it would be a sleepover, so  we would sleep in the RV. In the RV, we also watched the same movie (Tinker Bell: The Pirate Fairy, as Timo insisted) over and over again. It was fun either way!

Hobbes and Bacon

This is a sad comic strip 26 years after the last Calvin and Hobbes strip was published. It shows a time when Susie and Calvin are married, and Calvin goes back to the old times. There are times when he shows Calvin acting like Spaceman Spiff with Bacon, his daughter. Hobbes also recommends baseball, which is what Calvin and Hobbes both loved to play. There are also times when Calvin acts like he has a disgusting lunch. Susie also goes into the conversation. Anyways, it's a pretty good flashback comic strip.

Cristiano

Cristiano the Dog was most likely the weirdest and most depressing dream I ever had. Here's my explanation:

I'm going on a trip to Kentucky when I spot a dog on the ground, weeping. "Aunt Karen, stop the car!" She pulls over, also seeing the dog. "Want to pick it up?" I ask. "Sure!" Is the reply. We pick up the dog and says, "Cristiano is my name." I almost drop him. "You can talk?" I exclaim. "Yep!" Cristiano says. We put him into the front seat. 5 and 1/2 hours later, Cristiano puts his head out the window and accidentally falls. He hits a really sharp metal piece. We stop the car again. "I'm fine!" He limps back to the car. We open the door and put him in the front seat, this time with the windows closed. We then put a handkerchief around his hurt paw.

When we finally got to Kentucky at my cousin Will's house, the dog collapses. We rush to the nearest vet and she finally tells us, "There's nothing we can do. It's too late." I start to cry. "Does that mean-" "We have to put him down." The vet tells me. "He's already losing his life." 

Cristiano thought of that handkerchief as a good luck charm, but in the end, his last words were, "Don't remember me." 

In the end of the dream, it said, "Play again?" At this instant I hit yes, but it was too late. My dream ended. I had no chance of saving Cristiano's life. 

Rube Goldberg

WatchMojo presents the top 10 Rube Goldbergs in movies! As you know (maybe), I've been obsessed with Rube Goldberg machines lately, and I'd like to show you these videos. It takes a long time to make these, so it's awesome once you finish it. The movies feature The Goonies, The Way Things Go, and Wallace and Gromit! What is your favorite Rube Goldberg? Mine is their pick! The machines are fake except for The Way Things Go, a 30 minute contraption. It's still pretty cool, fake or not!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23Hzq8BG2YE

More Signs

I turn around, only to find a poorly made peace sign with a giant X covering it. "What?" I exclaim. "Kid!" I turn around to find a door. I open it in order to find Tom standing there, irritated. I look behind me and see the same 2 sentence horror story. "What were you doing? All I could hear was you screaming in there and pushing that chair." I turn around to find a wooden chair. "That wasn't...it wasn't...there before." I try to say. "Now can you show me that thing?" He says.

The 3 Year Old Chronicles

Have you ever noticed how scary it is to be chased by a 3 year old? It’s scarier than you think. I remember that horrid day. How Will and I ran as fast we could, how I hit a 1 year old Cameron accidentally that sent both of us flying, and how it was the scariest experience of my life. You want to listen to the story, you’ll be traumatized forever. Read on and there’s no turning back. Fine, read. But I warned you.

It all started about a year ago. My cousins (Timo, Cameron, Will, and Ryder) were all at Will’s house. Timo was playing cars, while Cameron was behind him on a black couch-like stool. Cameron had a metal car in his hand and decided to ambush Timo. He threw the car at Timo’s head, giving him a big bruise on the back of his head. Now, I was behind Timo at the time, so Timo thought it was me who threw the car. This lead to worse things.

Timo already decided he wanted to chase me, but to make things worse, Will just couldn’t resist to taunt Timo to get in the “game”. So there we were, 1 on 2. Since he was 3, we couldn’t fight back. All we could do was to run. Fast. Timo’s almost as fast as we are, so we hopefully could hide. We run to Will’s bedroom and we try to make up a plan of where to run and where to hide. Just as we finish the plan, Timo comes running at us at about 10 miles per hour.

CNN Reccomends...

The world's slowest rube goldberg in the world and SHAKE CATS!

The worlds slowest rube goldberg features Kanye West singing Try Slow Homie. The process takes 7 weeks! It features molasses, turtles, a clock, and even grass growing! And at the end, the golf ball intentionally misses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-c7tBlnFsw

The SHAKE CATS is a short video dedicate to shaking cats and cats licking their eyes. This is all in slow motion in HD so you can be more disgusted. Yay!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VRvUg_xHq8

Steve Jobs

Today I watched the movie Steve Jobs. It's pretty depressing if you understand it. I'm going to tell you all about...His Products!

The Apple: The first personal computer. Jobs made it in his parents garage with his friend Woz. At first success but, eventually, people lost interest in them. Jobs then created the Mac only to later get fired from his job at the company he'd founded.  He then started a new company called NeXT.

NeXT: Jobs realized that Apple was failing so he decided to make another computer. However, it had no operating system. The company was later bought by Apple even though it had no operating system and Jobs was back to lead the company out of near bankruptcy.

The iMac: The first success. Yay.  It came in many colors.

At age 56, he lost his battle with cancer.  Steve Jobs last words were, "Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow." No one knows why he said this.

Game Reviews

Today I review 3 games: Eversion, Her Story, and D4.

Eversion:

A short horror platformer created by Zaratustra Productions. You are a small, flower like sprite named Zee Tee, and you have a power that allows you to "evert" from one reality to another. If you look on their website, it only tells you how to play. It states, "Discover the rest as the game progresses," and "A cute platformer with a dark secret". The "dark secret" is that as the game progresses, the once cute platformer turns into a dark, disturbing world. It's not too disturbing, it just gives you a creepy feeling.

http://zarat.us/tra/eversion/

Creep Factor: 4/10

Disturbing Factor: 2/10

Funny Factor: 1/10

Rating: 3/5 Stars

Her Story:

A game produced by the same person who made Silent Hill: Shattered Memories and Aisle. The website states that the game is about: "In 1994 a British woman is interviewed seven times about her missing husband. This is her story." These are the only hints you get. You have to search up different key words and watch to videos to find out what happened.

http://www.herstorygame.com/

Creep Factor: 2/10
Disturbing Factor: 3/10
Funny Factor: 0/10
Rating: 4/5 Stars

D4:

This is the weirdest and funniest game on this list. D4 was created by Access Games and originally published by Microsoft Studios for the Xbox One. You are David Young, a man who's wife is murdered. Your wife's last words are, "Look for D". You try to find him in some very weird ways. Very weird ways.

http://d4-game.com/

Creep Factor: 1/10
Disturbing Factor: 1/10
Funny Factor: 8/10
Rating: 4/5 Stars

Lights

The lights turn off. I can only see darkness. The walls start to close in. "No no no NO! NO!" I scream, hoping Tom will hear me. "TOM! HELP!" I hear a voice say, "Tom's not here. He left an hour ago."
"How?"
"..."
The walls are making me kneel. I think of my family. I know this is the last moment of my life. They close all the way. I think of how bad I'm bleeding right now. I stand up, without meaning to. I see no blood, no watery feeling. "Wait. What the?" I say. The lights turn back on, but I'm in a another room. This must be a test, I think. A test.

Signs

I come back to the abandoned building to show Tom; somewhere private. I try to show him how I know where it is on my laptop, but then-I hear a door creak. I turn around and find an opened door, still moving. "Wait a minute." I say to Tom. "What?" He replies. "Stay there." I tell him. "No-" I run towards the door and walk in. I walk across a wall colored blue with orange paint showing a sentence. This is that sentence: The last man on earth sat in a dark room. There was a knock on the door. "2 Sentence Horror Stories?" I think out loud. I look behind me. The door's locked.

More Stories

"Don't you know that this is an abandoned area that you're not allowed to go in?" I hear Tom, a different FBI Agent say.  I'm in interrogation.
"Yes." I reply.
"What's your name?"
"Alex Fensner."
"Age?"
"12."
"Tell me. Why were you in there?"
"Promise you won't tell anyone?"
"As long as I know, yes."
"I'm trying to find The Book Of Urizen, the rarest book in the world."
"How do you know it's there?" 
"If you don't arrest me, I'll show you."
"Fine."

Stories

"HEY!" I turn around, almost dead from his loud voice. "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!" I look at his badge. He's a FBI Agent. Please don't take me to the station, please, I think.  I start to run. I can feel the wind I'm running so fast. I turn around only to trip on a piece of wire about 10 inches thick. He grabs my arms, picks me up, and throws me down on my stomach, still holding my arms. "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you by the state." My parents are going to kill me when they find out, I think.

LUT

There's this really cool video series on YouTube called LUT. LUT is a series by Vsauce2 that features new inventions. Some examples are Caffeinated Shaving Cream and Personalized Animal Plushes-that look just like your pet. LUT is one of my favorite series on YouTube. One last thing-they give you links to the items so you can buy them. Why am I talking? Click the link and get your wallets out!

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL652F457A0C7E45DB


P.S. There may be some inappropriate things in these videos, ask your parents before you watch them.

P.P.S. My mom is clueless and never seems to catch onto all the things I watch that may not be so great for me (she actually added this sentence because she is tired of me not listening to her and not refraining from watching this garbage 24/7).

Story

Stories are everywhere. You could look in an abandoned building and most likely find a book. Speaking of abandoned buildings, I'm in one right now. Every time I step, I hear the sounds of broken glass and creaking wood. I'm trying to find one of the rarest books in the world right now. Only 8 copies of this book were made. Its name: The Book of Urizen. Only one of the copies was lost, and I'm the only person who knows where it is. Or so I hope.

TTD

3. 2. 1. Go. I run as fast as I can. I’m at Cedar Point. I’m feeling like I’m in the Hunger Games.  I find a coaster and wait in line. I’m waiting. Waiting to get on the world’s second tallest coaster. I look around me. There’s a girl in line that starts talking to me. She says she’s from Massachusetts. I get to the coaster. She chickens out and goes to a spot where her father tells her. Me? Well...  

I’m in the seat. Buckle. Click. Seat belt on. Palms. Sweaty. I look at the top of the coaster. I can barely see it because I’m shaking so much. What am I getting myself into? I think. I’m looking behind my seat.  Everyone is really excited and here I am in the very front seat, shaking like I’m in a horror movie. We’re moving forward slowly. We stop at a red light. I stare at the clouds. I pray not to roll back. I move my head to the traffic lights. The time is ticking. The last time I’ll be alive, I think.  I’m starting to doubt the decision I made.  

3. 2. 1. Launch. The light turns green too fast. Too fast to think about my decisions. I’m glued to the back of my seat. I try to see in my own vision. Both my eyes are starting to turn into one GoPro of its own.  I shut them closed. When I open my eyes again, I’m going up. Fast. I’m at 420 feet. I look around. I can see Canada from where I am. I can also easily see Lake Erie. I’m thinking about the lake. Someday I can swim in it. The near ocean waves crashing upon the wet sand, the seagulls crying, the hang gliders flying above my head, and the parachuting that I could try out.

Soon I get back to reality. I'm falling down. Fast.

Gamestar Mechanic

These are some of my games that I've made on Gamestar Mechanic.





This game is very short. It's an exploration game where you have to try to shoot and kill 3 enemies. It's not completed yet (it may be soon).
https://gamestarmechanic.com/game/shared/285871/8d7ac609a9a949b60436ec5db1d47b19





This game is an old game. It has 3 levels. You'll see what you have to do when you get to the link.
https://gamestarmechanic.com/game/shared/285872/4079e54f8f1c30d8f3b3624e50a40fad

This is my first year using Gamestar Mechanic, so you won't expect much. I'm going to try to make a 50 level game that might take a while to make. It's going to develop a story about 2 kids that find a portal to an unknown dimension that people have been trying to find since the 1960s. I'm going to call it, "Dimension Unknown". Once it's out, I will make a blog and post the link to it. It might be the best game I'll ever make! Maybe it will win awards!

Back To the Future

Back To The Future In ACTUAL 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQVhT_9YDes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB-mfoxFHR8

The Past and the Present. We've all been through it. Back To the Future predicted 2015 pretty accurately. But some things they missed. There are no flying high hoverboards, barely any flying cars, no self lacing shoes-yet. Tomorrow's October 21st. The day when they traveled to 2015. Today is the last day we can create self lacing shoes for the movie to be accurate.  We do have lots of future, but we lost lots of past. Like we lost Crystal Pepsi and Surge before 2015. But at least we have cool future items.


P.S. There are swear words in some videos. Ask you parents before you watch these.

This Is Why I'm Broke

There's a website I love going to called This Is Why I'm Broke. It has all the really cool inventions you could think of. Some examples are a Diesel Powered Robot you can climb into (like Titanfall) for 1,000,000 dollars. A pretty cheap price. This is it right here: Diesel Powered Mechwarrior

Then there's other cool items you can get on the website! Here's the link: This Is Why I'm Broke

What will you buy? I would get the Mechwarrior. Why? Because everyone wants a Titanfall style robot you can terrorize your friends and family with.

Gabe's House

I only got to see Timo for 30 minutes. Why? I went to my friend Gabe's house. First, I stayed at his house for 10 minutes. Then I got to see Goosebumps with him at the Emagine Theater in Birmingham. Then, since his house had a showing, I went to his friend's house. We played some computer games and Nerf Wars. However, Gabe got shot in the eye, so yeah. Then, my new friends started getting ready to start Booing people. I didn't get to come. Booing people is when you ding dong ditch people, but when they open the door, they find a bag of candy. It's pretty cool. After that, we threw parachute men down the stairs. Lastly, I said goodbye to my friends and left. It was really fun.

Thingy

I'm going to a thing today at the library. It's like a surprise to me because I have no idea what's going to happen. I'm pretty sure that I'm going to be face painted into a zombie, but I'm not sure. It's somewhere in the library, but I don't know where. This is what it says:"Come get a crash course with tips and techniques to create zombie special effect makeup such as cuts, bruises, wounds, burns, black eyes and bullet holes. Join the highly skilled professionals from Astute Artistry Studios as they help you prepare for Halloween and beyond! Registration Required." This is what I'm going to do I guess. So I think I'll be face painted and learn how to do makeup effects. Astute Artistry is located in Berkley, Michighan!
http://www.astuteartistrystudio.com/
See you tomorrow!

Wendy's Story: Popeye's Visit to McDonalds

Once upon a time, there was a old lady named Popeye. She had never been to McDonalds. Why? She was a worker at Popeyes. She always messed up the orders and microwaved the chicken and waited half an hour to give the what was once hot chicken to the customer. One day, Popeye was missing! She had gone to McDonalds. She ate a Big Mac. Popeye didn't like the Chicken McNuggets she had also ordered, so she threw them away. She threw up that night. So that is why you should go to Wendy's. Here we have actually good burgers and other stuff.

The End

Timo

Sunday he didn't come.
I will wait.
Next Sunday... He's here.
You know what I can't wait for?
This is a little song about Sundays:
Crying,
Spewing,
Sputtering,
Stuttering,
It's going to involve a lot of hitting,
This is a song for Cameron! (But it's still lots of fun!)
Yelling,
Fighting,
Spitting,
Throwing,
It's going to involve a lot of screaming,
This is a song for Timo! (But it's still lots of fun!)
(applause)

P.S-I hope I don't have any bruises on Monday,
Spike
P.P.S-Cameron is almost 2 and Timo is 4. They're brothers so it makes sense why they fight.

Top Thrill Dragster

3.2.1.Launch. The sound of everyone screaming behind me is irresistible. I just have to scream too. So I do. Eyes. I’m seeing differently. They're turning into GoPros of their own. 100 miles per hour. My mom is squinting her eyes. She doesn’t want to lose her contacts. 125 miles per hour. Full speed. We’re going up. Fast.  300 feet. People yelling, “I don’t want to roll back!” 420 feet. Tops. The screaming rises. The stomach drops. I can see Canada from where I am.

Lake Erie. Maybe I can swim in it soon. I think all about it for a little bit. The blue near ocean waves crashing along the sand, the perfect temperature for a summery day. But then I get back to reality. I’m going down. Canada is soon out of sight. I’m feeling the wind hitting me on my face. I’m losing my breath (and I think I’m losing my face, too). Everybody’s screaming wakes me up from my daydream. My mom’s swearing.  

It ends. For 5 years I didn’t want to go on this thing. But it’s all over. All over so fast. My hair hasn’t moved (astonishingly). I’m feeling weak. Shaking. Violently. I’m getting back to the past. A girl just about ready to go on the second tallest roller coaster in the world. Waiting 45 minutes in line and then giving up, not wanting to go on the ride at all. I jump off the ride and look for her and her dad.

I never found her. She might of left for home. I just wanted to tell her that it was the best ride at Cedar Point, maybe ever. Well, it was worth the try.

Ghostface Killah/Drake

The Battlefield
Love Don't Live Here No More
Preach

I'm into these two rappers. Ghostface Killah is probably someone you don't know. He's like Nas. He does oldschool newschool rap. He's part of the Wu-Tang Clan and from New York City, New York. Drake you most likely know. I chose a song that you may not know. These are the type of rap songs I like. Drake is from Ontario, Canada. Anyways, enjoy!


Disclaimer: You should ask your parents if you should listen to these songs. They have explicit content.

Discussion Group:halloween stuff

ATABOI59 commented:
you scaring some kids tonight?

yoBROgoBRO commented:
yep. just feel like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ATABOI59 commented:
k. reminds me of something.

yoBROgoBRO commented:
what?

ATABOI59 commented:
when i was little i went to one of those ghost walk things

yoBROgoBRO commented:
and?

ATABOI59 commented:
do i really have to tell you

yoBROgoBRO commented:
i sorta wanna hear the story

ATABOI59 commented:
fine. when we were walking up the stairs, this kid dressed up in a really scary costume made me let go of the rope and fall down the stairs. thats why im paralyzed in one of my legs. the kid almost got sued but i told my mom not to sue him.

yoBROgoBRO commented:
wow. harsh times.

ATABOI59 commented:
yeah its fine

yoBROgoBRO commented:
k

itsjonah158 commented:
yo jack

ATABOI59 commented:
hi jonah

itsjonah158 commented:
talking about when i scared you?

ATABOI59 commented:
um

itsjonah158 commented:
i told you not to tell anyone

ATABOI59 commented:
sorry

itsjonah158 commented:

dont tell anyone else about the time i scared you

ATABOI59 commented:
k

itsjonah158 commented:
look im sorry

ATABOI59 commented:
ok its fine

Discussion Ended

goodreads.net/err/185072953/system_code_HUYHUY_83724935_//

I made a private reading discussion group. I like this group. Why? Because we will be reading books we never thought of reading. Like maybe Caveman Uhuh Meets the Super Unknown. Or maybe Maximum Bob. Whatever it is, this group prefers that you read weird/funny books. We will put these types of books onto our bookshelf. One thing to remember: please don't ban anyone or you will be banned no matter who you are (unless you're a moderator, then you'll be moved to member).
See you soon in the HUYHUY group (if I invite you),
Spike

Deep Web

We all know the internet. We use social media all the time. We're almost always on Facebook, YouTube,Twitter, and 4chan. But what we don't know all that well is the deep web. I'm not going to get into the details of the deep web, but the one thing you should know about the deep web is Cicada 3301. Cicada 3301 may be related to Anonymous. The one thing we do know is that Cicada 3301 is that it's a long, very hard online puzzle that will help you to finding them. It was started with this image:

You had to be very good at computer coding to get to the next puzzle. It makes people think that this might be a hacker or CIA group. The puzzle ended in 2014. 

Ball and Plane

The Baby Is Sleeping

 On Sunday, my cousin was whining for everything I had in my hand. We were at the Dairy Queen. Cameron was really tired, so it made sense. He first fell on the floor crying for a plane. Then, once he got that, he came to me and cried for the ball I was holding. We started playing bowling in the alley.  He then ran to the door, crying. He was saying, "Mama Mama!" At the end, Cameron was crying to pet a dog. I heard him cry in the car on the way home, too.

Hiding Spot

“GO GO GO RUN!” I yelled at Will. We ran as fast as we could while trying not to hit a wall. What made us run was horrifying. Timo was making sound effects as he was chasing us. Why? Cameron threw a car at Timo and he thought I was the one who threw it. Then Will came in by taunting him to chase him. He went into full out rage and ran as fast as his little legs could carry him.

We dived (literally) into the laundry room and hid in the towels. The pitter patter of his feet signaled us he was close. “You bokheads!” I heard Timo say as he was walking into the bedroom. When he found us he yelled, “I found you, Joker!” We pushed Timo (gently) out of the way and found a new place to hide. Under the couch/bed. We went behind the couch and under it. We watched as Timo was wandering around the room we were in, saying "EEEE come out here!" We were very "scared". Timo never found us until we came out of our hiding spot. Then he hit us really hard, and Timo stole my cookie.

Timo Weemo

We like to call Timo names. But one day, it got pretty far. "Hey Timo Weemo!" I said. "Don't call me that Ty!" Timo replied. We went back and forth with Timo Weemo and don't call me that until, "I'm going to throw my water bottle at you, Ty!" Timo said. He took his glass water bottle and took a good throw, hitting my head. "Ow!" I yelled. Timo ran away, but tripped on a car. Karma. Later that day, "Never call me Timo Weemo again!" Timo said randomly. "K" I said back, not meaning it.

Wolverine

“AAAAAAAHHH AHHH AHH!” Cameron said as he was running across the brown tile floor. “NEUUUUU BOOM WA CAH HI YAH!” Timo yelled as he was also running across the brown tile floor. “TIMO NO!” I exclaimed as Timo got closer and closer. Just as always, good ol’ Timo didn’t listen. “PEW *boom* HIY YAH HO JO YA neuuu boom uhhh la pom Mc meez…” Timo said. After all the “dust” cleared, Cameron was on the ground, crying. This wasn’t the only time Timo thought he was Wolverine.

It all started the day before school. Timo got a Wolverine costume earlier at Spirit Halloween that day. We were at the pool, and we had to wait for adult swim to be over. We were playing at the park next to it. Just as adult swim was over, Timo decided to take a woodchip and poke a kid he didn’t know playing at the park. Timo thought he was Wolverine. Timo started to poke the kid until he cried. He's going to turn into a villan soon, not Wolverine.

200 Feet Up. 200 Feet Down.

200 feet. Wet sand. Maybe even rock-solid sand. Dragging my gray sandboard on the sand filled with rocks and sticks isn’t even close to a good idea. The storm has just past. I am at the top of Mt.Baldy in Silver Lake, MI. No one in the world my age has done this before. I would be the first person ever to sandboard down the humongous mountain of mushy, damp sand. To make it even worse, there were tons of footprints covering the dune that would make the trip down jagged and rugged.

      This might be harder than I thought it would, I think. “I’m still going to do this,
if I’m in the record book or not. It’s worth a try.” I say. I set my sandboard down and look down at the calm waters. The other side is clearly seen where I am. I’m ready, I think, ready to take on the obstacle that’s blocking my way to excitement and maybe, just maybe, fame. I take a deep breath, sit down, and push.

I open my eyes. I'm about to run into someone. I try to stop myself but I can't. I'm getting closer and closer. And then...

Tigers Game

1:30. Crowd cheering. The feeling I got when I walked into that stadium was unexplainable. I would talk more about that, but I’d rather talk about what happened. We had just gotten our bobbleheads and gotten in our seats. Timo decided to take Cameron’s unopened bobblehead and, well, throw it off the balcony. Lucky for Timo, the bobblehead box didn’t hit anyone. Unlucky for Cameron, his free bobblehead had just fallen 30 feet. Unlucky for Anibal Sanchez, a bobblehead that was supposed to be him just broke.

That wasn’t the end of it. Almost the whole entire time we were there, Timo was whining about opening his bobblehead. Finally, at the 8th inning, we finally got to open our bobbleheads. Unlucky for Timo, he pulled too hard on the head, popped right off, and rolled down the concrete steps where it would of most certainly never be found again. Lucky for Cameron, he got his revenge.

After that, Cameron got my uncle’s empty beer bottle and, uh, I think a drop of beer went into his mouth. Yeah. Great parents. My uncle took the bottle away from him and he exploded into tears. For like 5 minutes. Oh I'm sorry, should I write some dialouge? Okay, this is what I heard:"MY BOBBLEHEAD HEAD! OH NO!"Timo said. "WAHHHHHHH WAHHHHHH" Cameron said. "I NEED MY BOBBLEHEAD HEAD! HUMPF!" Timo said. "BUBBLE BUBBLE WAHH WAAA!" Cameron said (I really don't know why Cameron says bubble so much). Like my dialouge? I do too.

At the end, like always, I got a cold from either Timo or Cameron. What a happy ending.

salute.

These are some cool songs by salute that I found on YouTube. salute is a artist that has experimental/chillout music that I think is pretty cool. The most famous one, Silver Tides, is up first on this blog. Secondly, we have Flights, which was featured on UKF. Lastly, we have the most famous remix of Silver Tides by DrewsThatDude. Anyways, check it out and enjoy!

Silver Tides
Flights
Silver Tides (DrewsThatDude Remix)

Beyond Limits Preview

This is a preview of Beyond Limits, my upcoming album on iTunes! Get it on bandcamp before it's off of bandcamp and on iTunes! There are two songs, two genres. One called Finding the Path and one called Time. One is Electro House and one is EDM (Electro Dance Music). Get it while it lasts and enjoy!


Preview of Beyond Limits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JchXb_rr_3s&feature=youtu.be

Wonder Essay!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC58-DYyKRs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc2kqR1OXqc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA-02kQax9k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGFc3OcaaJg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v3eFGcPEwM

So many megamixes and not much time. With bass culture, dnb, dubwub, and zomboy, these are amazing songs. Wow. Zomboy is one of the best dubstep people.Anyways, enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF4C5apqZ9U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIFnjdI5w2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK9PWcUb1I4


These dnb songs are weird/awesome/wtf? On the second link, Hand Throw is his most famous song. Also, another megamix by ukf but in drum and bass style. Amazing songs. Anyways enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svt8glJmyDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g_3UjVdAbg

Do you even Sanic? I think I do. Sanic is a poorly drawn version of Sonic. And it's 2mlg4u. Enjoy your sanic thing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbr-IX6HLjQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5vTA4L_PB4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0Xn0txuaDw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sITW5tr7KQg
This series of GoPro videos show how easy pros make it look. With downhill bike racing and blobs and skateboards, this gives you a feeling like no other. It makes you feel like you can do anything. It makes you feel happy. It makes you feel special. Anyways, enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYbuaZBf2lE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR9Jz4yBEbc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDT-8SmddR4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=647tXKib4po

This tension setting tv show is amazing. These are the best eliminiations. They are very funny. Watching someone fall 20 stories is awesome. Anyways, enjoy!

Jazzpunk

A game I am most likely addicted to. It's very fun. But the video is better. It's really funny. The game is 15 dollars if you want to buy it. Anyways, enjoy!

Meet the Amazing Team

Not music? Yep. Bringing some funny animations to your desktop. I know one person who will enjoy it...(Gaaaaabe....?) Whatever. Its pretty funny. Enjoy this TF2 stuff.

MEGAMIX!!!!

This is an album made by UKF. What's different about this is its an amazing mix. I enjoy it because it sounds like one song. But its not. DUN DUN... Anyways, enjoy!





Warning: There is explicit content

Playlist


These are some epic songs from different people. With my favorite being Overdrive by Cash Cash, its an epic playlist. Some new songs from over 200 people. Heh, first time I've used a playlist. You will also find Calvin Harris, Zedd, and Misterwives. Anyways enjoy!

Man x Woman (GANZ Edition)
Dino War
I Want U (GANZ Flip)


Welcome GANZ to this blog! Today he takes the lead. We may have shown one of his songs, but he's just too good to forget. Welcome the genre Bass and Beats. This isn't the same as trap, so don't mix it. What can I say? GANZ is awesome. Anyways, enjoy!

Hold Me
Pressure (Zomboy Remix)
Banshee
Anticipate (Netsky Remix)

This time it's all dubstep and dnb. And its good. With Netsky, Nosia, Delta Heavy, and Zomboy, these are for songs when you have aggressive feelings. These are some great songs. If you want to go fast in a race, this is what you need to listen to. Anyways, enjoy!

Mothers Day

Nu:Tone/Delta Heavy/Savant

Walk (Nu:Tone Remix)
Get By
Sledgehammer


These songs are great for times when you feel energetic. Delta Heavy brings some good dubstep and good video footage. Nu:Tone brings us some good dnb chillout. And Savant brings good video footage and good drops. I really like these songs.  Anyways, enjoy!

thenewtracks

thenewtracks

Finally to my music, I just made these, and I think they are my best ones.

Notes:

West Village: If you like grand piano, start from the beginning and end at 1:27. If you like electronic, start from 1:28 to the end. If you like both, just listen to the whole thing.

Room of Surfaces: This is more of a dubstep one, but not exactly. There is also a little bit of chillout.

Topping:I have no idea what this is. Maybe house or chill. (ಠ_ಠ)

Truth: This I know is chill. Its pretty cool.

Anyways, enjoy!

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Beyond The Confess

Beyond The Confines

Speaking of future, this futuristic music will for sure liven up your day. Sure, we have already mentioned two of these songs, but Asa, Vacant, Lil Sad, Aether, Occult, and Klātu, are new to this, and they have gotten the hang of it. Listening to this on a happy day will give you happy feelings. Happiness (and rhythm) is the key "so we open up the door". Realize you don't have much time to live, so make it your best. Anyways, Enjoy these songs, and live inside the spikes of chill and read the glyph of music.

Feverkin/TUSKS

For You
Turn To Salt
Sinking

And we are back to music. Starting off with some sad and ambient songs, this is like looking back in the past, realizing there's no turning back, and hoping for the future to be as good as ever. These are some of the best chillout songs you can find on the internet! With these songs, you won't go back to your old music and the future will be better than ever.  For more songs, check out the links below. Stay tuned for more music!

https://feverkin.bandcamp.com/
https://soundcloud.com/feverkin
https://tusksofficial.bandcamp.com/
https://soundcloud.com/tusksofficial